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[omnomsgods]

[ So Free and Okuu had a little scuffle okay a big fight which eventually led to her taking a good amount of damage. She's been unconscious for some time now- and it looks like she just came to. Her entire right arm is gone, but thankfully both that wound and the bashed in part of her skull has stopped bleeding. By all human standards, she shouldn't even be alive or conscious right now. She's still somewhat dazed, but she manages to speak hoarsely. ]

Scrambled eggs are better. Tch.

[ After a moment: ] Anyone got something to eat? I'll do anything. As long as it's not scrambled eggs.

[ Contradictory, much? Yes. But she lost a bet. And she's not the most graceful of losers. ]

Comments

permavid

[omnomsgods]

[ is red mist typical in the above world? she wouldn't know. ] What does it look like happened?

[lotuslegend]

It looks like someone dropped a house on you and then forgot to take it back off. If that kinda thing is customary when you drop houses on people.

[omnomsgods]

.........I wouldn't know anything about stuff like that. [ IS DROPPING HOUSES ON PEOPLE COMMON IN THE ABOVE WORLD TOO ]

[lotuslegend]

Then maybe you had an unfortunate run-in with a lawnmower? [REIMU DK'S, ARE THERE LAWNMOWERS WHERE THIS OKUU GIRL LIVES....]

[omnomsgods]

I'm not a lawn so there's no way that'd happen. [ ~logic~ ]

[lotuslegend]

[Reimu's silent for a moment.]

Rabid dog attack!

[omnomsgods]

[ well... technically- ] How did you know?!

[lotuslegend]

Lucky guess, then!

[omnomsgods]

Unyu, everyone's having good luck lately...

[lotuslegend]

'Everyone'?

[omnomsgods]

[ counts on her fingers- one: Reimu, two: Free. ] Er... two people.

[lotuslegend]

[She laughs.] That's a little too small of a number to be saying 'everyone.'

[omnomsgods]

...It's a lot to me. [ when you only remember the names of two people at home at most. ]

[lotuslegend]

I take it you can't count to 435,239, then?

[omnomsgods]

I know that's a lot less than one mole. Isn't that good enough?

[ stupid but smart at the same time ]

[lotuslegend]

A...mole? Isn't that one of those animals that digs around in the dirt?

[omnomsgods]

Nuh-uh. It's six-point-zero-two-two-one-four-one-seven-nine times ten to the twenty-third.


[ well. strangely enough, this is the only conversation that's distracting her and not unpleasant. ]

[lotuslegend]

...another one of your science things?

[omnomsgods]

It's just a number.

[lotuslegend]

That I highly doubt would get used in everyday life.

[omnomsgods]

I'd give anything for a mole of hard boiled eggs right about now!

[lotuslegend]

No one could eat that many hard-boiled eggs!

[omnomsgods]

I know I would if I could.

[lotuslegend]

...right. You're not human.

[Awkward pause.]

Touche.

[omnomsgods]

[ hey her mood is kinda sorta better now ] No, I'm a Hell Raven. And a pet and a person.


What's a touche?