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Notice from Mr. Shinra
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dramadramaduck
This is a memo from Rufus ShinRa (written on the behalf of his assistant) announcing that he'll be on a 'hiatus' due to the fact that he was to go look for contracters and architects for the new ShinRa building. Also, it seems that it was released to the press that Mr. ShinRa is in fact alive and not deceased as they had printed before, so he will be attending a press conference in Upper Midgar. Mr. ShinRa would like to express his deepest apologizes (though noted: as much as an incestous son after he does his mother- that means a Mr. Kadaj) that he cannot be here.
Also, Mr. ShinRa has giving me the authority to answer any replies from this post mainly because he said, and quote, "If I read one more line by Kadaj. I'm going to shoot myself in the head listening to angry lesbians who cannot play their instruments."
Ms. Lockheart: Mr. ShinRa also needs to know where you want the bar so that he can clear the zoning permits. He says don't stop by and start stripping for anyone.
Reno and other Turks: Mr. ShinRa says if you're reading this you're getting a pay cut because you're not supposed to be at the office.
Renji: Mr. ShinRa would like to let you know that he is, in fact, blonde.
Kadaj: Mr. ShinRa expresses his wishes for you to choke on e-genitalia and die.
dramadramaduckThis is a memo from Rufus ShinRa (written on the behalf of his assistant) announcing that he'll be on a 'hiatus' due to the fact that he was to go look for contracters and architects for the new ShinRa building. Also, it seems that it was released to the press that Mr. ShinRa is in fact alive and not deceased as they had printed before, so he will be attending a press conference in Upper Midgar. Mr. ShinRa would like to express his deepest apologizes (though noted: as much as an incestous son after he does his mother- that means a Mr. Kadaj) that he cannot be here.
Also, Mr. ShinRa has giving me the authority to answer any replies from this post mainly because he said, and quote, "If I read one more line by Kadaj. I'm going to shoot myself in the head listening to angry lesbians who cannot play their instruments."
Ms. Lockheart: Mr. ShinRa also needs to know where you want the bar so that he can clear the zoning permits. He says don't stop by and start stripping for anyone.
Reno and other Turks: Mr. ShinRa says if you're reading this you're getting a pay cut because you're not supposed to be at the office.
Renji: Mr. ShinRa would like to let you know that he is, in fact, blonde.
Kadaj: Mr. ShinRa expresses his wishes for you to choke on e-genitalia and die.
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HA FUCKING HA. Rufus, you are so dead.
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In both senses of the word.