video; accidental (not that she minds)

[nudelikeme]

{{OOC: Can't see the video or don't wanna go to YouTube itself because YouTube hates embedding any of the DOA scenes? Here's what happens! You can totally skip this if you watched the video. Italics is lead police officer guy in a suit, regular text is Christie.}}

[ Christie's naked again and showering. You can only see her back, then when she finishes and opens the door, now wrapped in a towel, she is greeted by a man in a suit. ]

May I help you?

You're under arrest.

[ Scene skips to a bunch of men in suits going through her things, cutting open her suitcase. Christie calmly dries her hair while sitting in a chair, still only in the towel, her legs crossed. ]

Someone broke into the safe at the Hotel Peking last night. Stole cash and diamonds. We received an anonymous tip it was you.

It was Max.

He said it was you.

[ There's a coy smile gracing Christie's lips. If she's bothered by this at all, it's not showing. ] You just said your tip was anonymous.

Hm. [ Mr. Inspector clearly doesn't care. ] Tell me about the diamonds.

[ Christie holds onto a smaller towel around her neck while she talks, smile never leaving her lips. ]

Well, they're a girl's best friend. Made from carbon subjected to high pressure-- traditionally a 60th wedding anniversary gift. And they're forever.

Well perhaps spending a few hours in a cold cell under some hot lights will make you a little more... agreeable.

Could I at least get dressed first?

Be my guest.

[ Christie sets the towel down on a nearby couch, picking up black panties and very seductively putting them on without really leaving the chair while two police officers and the lead officer in the suit watch, obviously very intently. Christie turns her eyes to the guy in the suit and very seductively asks.. ]

Would you hand me my bra please?

[ He nods and heads to the bed, picking up her bra with the muzzle of his gun and brings it over to her. In a flash, Christie kicks both it and the bra out of his hand. She swings the chair around to block cop one, kicks him in the face, takes her towel off to whip cop 2 in the face, then swings around and uses the same towel to wrap it around cop 3's gun and pull him down. She reaches her arms up just in time for her bra to fall down her arms and catch the gun, then swing it around to point it at Suited Lead Cop's crotch. ]

Do me up?

[ He does it while she holds the gun there, then pistol whips him in the face to knock him out and discards the gun. She grabs some black high heels and heads out the door just in her underwear and into the elevator, next to a very surprised old man. ]

'Evening. [ She looks him up and down while they go down the elevator, musac in the background, then it cuts to a figure in the same trenchcoat and hat the guy had been wearing leaving the elevator. And a wiggling, yelling suitcase as Christie walks out in the man's clothes. There's a man in the lobby who seems to be paying very close attention to her as she struts out, throwing her hat off in the parking lot, and jumping onto a motorcycle that may or may not be her own. As she speeds down the highway, a shuriken breaks into the windshield of the motorcycle and Christie's smirk breaks out again, obviously very satisfied by whatever that projectile meant. ]

Comments

[video]

[daretotry]

[ no words

only wide-eyed staring and a dropped jaw and maybe some arousal ]

[video]

[nudelikeme]

Enjoyed the show?

[video]

[daretotry]

[ oh crap. busted ]

[ he blushes, looking away from the screen ]

It, uh. Yeah. Wow.

[video]

[dekillerqueen]

[Okay wow good thing this video isn't actually a four-minute-long shower scene or Shelly would have just closed the tab right away. But it actually looks like this might be mildly interesting, so--

Nope he's not going to watch a woman put her underwear on.

Nope nope nope nope nope. Clicking the little red X now.

There. Phew.

Too bad he's being recorded and his twitching moustache as that went down was plain to see. If he knew, he would have at least tried to cover the camera. Alas.]

[video]

[nudelikeme]

It's rude to just sit there and stare.

video

[hatesthefood]

... nice.

video

[nudelikeme]

Well I do try my hardest. Though I suppose that was hardly close to it.

[greeneyed_demon]

That's certainly a nice thing to see upon waking.

[nudelikeme]

Well good morning sunshine.

[sexbastian]

You always shower with your make up on? And I'm quite sure gravity doens't work like that.

[nudelikeme]

I do my makeup before I leave the room, especially when I hear some very obvious visitors waiting for me. I assume the community decided that was a little less than amusing to watch. [ If he's going to be a smartass, she's not going to sugarcoat it for him. ] As for the gravity of the situation, it does if you're fast enough and you throw high enough. Looks like my little encounter got slowed down a little.

text

[anothersoul]

[Okay, that was a little too much but...]

You're quick on your feet even in a compromising situation. That was an admirable performance.

text

[nudelikeme]

A girl's got to be if she wants to keep what's hers now.

[glass_secret]

Nice moves.

[nudelikeme]

Thanks. Maybe next time I'll have some clothes on.

[mightletyouknowme]

[First you'll have a surprised Sena. And then, she stands up, pointing a finger.]

So it was criminal!

[nudelikeme]

Criminal's such a harsh word. Liberator, maybe. Either way, it's a lot more fun than modeling.

[whitechocolate]

Woah... [Same reaction as Finn here. Except less arousal because he actually has some self-control.]

[nudelikeme]

The first part or the second part?

[the_visitor]

That is a wildly impractical way of getting dressed.

[nudelikeme]

As practical as I could be given the situation. Not going to take the best chance I had at giving those guys the slip for granted.

video;

[tunics]

[oh....... he's covering his eyes.]

Is it over? [HE DOESN'T WANNA SEE YOU NAKED GIRL.]

video;

[nudelikeme]

You didn't have to watch.

[ KID WHY ]

[urbandev]

Was that really the best way to handle that situation?

Amused.]

[nudelikeme]

When your partner betrays you and sends the cops after you when you're in the shower, it was the best I could do.