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Hypothetical question. Does water make anyone here, burn?

So who is it that's doing an almighty impression of the Wicked Witch of the West?

I only wish that Zim was melting. He's certainly doing enough screaming.

Allergy or merely some deep seated childhood trauma?

Allergy most likey.
What's been up?

Hmm. More easily cured but far less fascinating.

Not much. Very similar to what was up during your chance visit, only with far less intruders from alternate dimensions.

Less fascinating? Let me guess.. You're training to be a psychiatrist?

Your world was about to end?!

No. I just find psychoanalysis interesting.

My world is already in the process of ending. My actual concern is the infernal game we are playing.

Care to expand on that a bit?

You witnessed the world I was in when the barriers disappeared.
That, hard as it may be to believe for its stunning range of amenities and friendly neighbours who just want to invite me for dinner as the guest of honour, is not actually my world.
My world is being destroyed by meteors generated by the game we are playing, the one which brought me to this stunning locale.
Soon, nothing of Earth shall remain and only four shall survive.
Well.
Only four shall enter the game world.
Survival of said world is still in question.

What do you have to do in order to save the world?

We can't.
The best we can hope for is to successfully create a new one.

What about all those people?! You're not just going let them die?!

Unless they too have copies of the game then there's really nothing we can do. Even then, not all will manage to survive the entry procedure.

Can't you do something like get copies of the game for everyone? Something?!

Oh certainly. Just allow me to create infinite copies of a disc I have no reliable method of copying.
And which I likely could not afford to copy even if I could.
Then allow me to distribute them to all six billion people on the planet on which I no longer have a physical presence because I am already in the game world.

Excuse me if I have troubles sitting here and not being able to help people from dying even if it's just a suggention.

And excuse me for taking pains to point out why that isn't possible.
Or advisable, since six billion people in one session would lead to quite the prototyping mess.

...If things keep going like this, I guess I won't be able to save everyone either.

Given your lack of presence in this world? Probably not.

I guess I'll just do what I can.

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