It's all my fault that all of them perished. I should had been able to save them.

[Hey DDD, it's been awhile and Dib's been busy so busy in fact he hasn't noticed the extreme time or lack of time that he's hasn't been around. Whatever Dib is up too he appears to be very focused. Looks like he's taking after you Ferb and building... Something.]

Alright Zim this device will be your doom.

Has anyone heard from Langly?

Hypothetical question. Does water make anyone here, burn?

Good afternoon, everyone! The community is so active today. I hope you are all doing well. My dears, as always, tomorrow is our dinner. I thought, perhaps, we would make it special. How does yose nobe sound? We'd have quite a variety in the pot, of course.

Oh! And if you need a worldhop, please let me know. I would be happy to bring you.

((Giant family virus is a go!! If your character is virused/not virused/ not part of the family but still wants to come to dinner, have at it. I was thinking an RL tomorrow.))

[Dib can be seen running in a frantic, from apparently out of nowhere, as if he just materialized. There's also this strange collar around Dib's neck]

I need to get - [Dib's head disappears and reappears] - you're not - [Suddenly he vanishes completely before shortly reappearing in what seems to be some padded room] IT'S GETTING WORSE!

Community, this is a public service announcement. Don't tell, Zim totesnormal about world hopping. You see he's an Irken who's determined to take over the Earth and destroy the humans!

That family I had during that one virus.... I still pretend that was real.

[Dib can be seen on the video screen in his living room. His arms are moving in a jerky motion]

This... this is ridiculous. Why can't I control my arms? [Continues the jekry motions]

[Looks at the camera]

Is anyone else having this problem?

^{(Canon bump for Zim and Dib :> And all replies video since Zim is controlling Dib)}

This is interesting, the Swollen Eyeball agency sent me an email and wants me to check out– a social network? What kind of strange paranormal things could happen on a social network... that’s about ducks?
I’ll look at this later, I have more important things to do! Like trying to video tape Zim in his alien form and saving the planet Earth from his alien conquest!
Hey. HEY! I can’t close the web browser! That’s a little strange. Why can’t I force quit the browser? It’s almost like some kind of virus has taken hold of my - but that’s impossible! No one can hack into my security system!
What kind of social network is this?