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[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

         [Dib and Zim are sitting in a class room. The rather scary looking teacher is talking about the bubonic plague, until she's interrupted by a pigeon that lands on a very bored looking Zims head. The teacher yells at him for attention.]      

[Zim snaps out of his blank bored expression] SIR!

There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children

Yes Ms. Bitters. [Zim stands up and walks towards the door, pigeon still on top of his head]

No leaving the class without a hall pass, Zim.

[He stops at the door and walks over to the desk to get the hall pass. It's in the shape of a collar] Of course!

If you leave skool grounds, it will explode. [The collar shrinks around Zim's neck. Dib is seen with an evil expression on his face]

You know Zim, when the nurse examines you, she'll notice that you don't have human organs. Then it's just a short step to a hospital and from there to an alien autopsy table and then you're just another segement on Mysterious Mysteries!

[Zim looks at Dib] I'll be fine. I bet my squeedilyspooch on it [He walks away with his head held high]  

Comments

[brokethecamera.livejournal.com]

...squeedilyspooch?

[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

See! Not normal! Humans don't have a squeedilyspooch, Zim.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. It's perfectly normal, Dib!

[defendsearth.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah? Then just wait till the school nurse sees your 'normalness', Zim. You'll be having an autopsy.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

As I said before. I'll be fine, Dib-stink.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what's a speedilyspooch?

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

A perfectly normal human organ.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

Humans don't have speedilyspooch organs. We have hearts, and lungs, and spleens, and large and small intestines, appendixes...but not speedilyspooch.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Sure we do.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

...head pigeons?

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

It's an illness.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

It is not an illness I have ewer heard of.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Even Dib will tell you that it's an illness. For once he wouldn't be lying.

[wasinwentedin.livejournal.com]

Your world must be wery strange.

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[4daladies.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he's never read or heard about a squeedilyspooch. Is that a currency or an organ or...what is it?]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

It's a human organ.

[4daladies.livejournal.com]

[No it's not.]

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes it is.

[hippie-hacker.livejournal.com]

Squeedilyspooch?

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes, squeedilyspooch. A perfectly normal human organ.

[cyders.livejournal.com]

You'd put your squeedilyspooch on the line? Must be confident.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Of course I am. I know I'll be fine.

[cyders.livejournal.com]

Because you have a plan.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

I know that the nurse will find me to be as normal as everyone else. That's all.