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[Dib and Zim are sitting in a class room. The rather scary looking teacher is talking about the bubonic plague, until she's interrupted by a pigeon that lands on a very bored looking Zims head. The teacher yells at him for attention.]

[Zim snaps out of his blank bored expression] SIR!

There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children

Yes Ms. Bitters. [Zim stands up and walks towards the door, pigeon still on top of his head]

No leaving the class without a hall pass, Zim.

[He stops at the door and walks over to the desk to get the hall pass. It's in the shape of a collar] Of course!

If you leave skool grounds, it will explode. [The collar shrinks around Zim's neck. Dib is seen with an evil expression on his face]

You know Zim, when the nurse examines you, she'll notice that you don't have human organs. Then it's just a short step to a hospital and from there to an alien autopsy table and then you're just another segement on Mysterious Mysteries!

[Zim looks at Dib] I'll be fine. I bet my squeedilyspooch on it [He walks away with his head held high]

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A perfectly normal human organ.

Humans don't have speedilyspooch organs. We have hearts, and lungs, and spleens, and large and small intestines, appendixes...but not speedilyspooch.

Sure we do.

Nope.

Yes it is.

I think you need to take some anatomy classes, Zim.

Zim does not need to take any stupid classes.

Edited 2011-09-09 07:39 (UTC)

But you're a normal child, right? Children take classes.

Of course I am normal! I just don't need that one.

Sure you do. Everyone needs to know how their own bodies work. Besides, you'll have to take health classes. They're required!

[He wouldn't really know. The teacher is more concerned about destroying their dreams, talking about doom, explosions and implosions] I know how my body works.

Do you?

Yes.

All right, what's the appendix do?

Well that a...[He sounds frustrated as he tries to come up with something. Then he moves onto the next best thing. Yelling to avoid the question] DO NOT QUESTION ZIM!

Why not? How do I know how well you're being taught?

[Yelling. It does not phase her whatsoever.]

Why do you care about what I am taught?

Because kids deserve a good education!

[Just this face. He does not understand this human kindness thing] I can assure you I am very well educated.

As if you expect me to believe that when you don't know what an appendix is.

[He pulls a face. You got him there but still he protests] Of course I know what it is. I just don't feel like answering your question about it.

I don't know why not. Most kids like to show off their knowledge!

[He appears to be thinking about what was just said. So it's normal to show off their knowledge...?] Of course I like to show off my knowledge.

So you ought to be happy to tell me about the appendix and what it does, and tonsils, and the duodenum!

And I would but the trauma of getting head pigeons has caused my perfectly normal boy brain to forget these things.

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