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[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

         [Dib and Zim are sitting in a class room. The rather scary looking teacher is talking about the bubonic plague, until she's interrupted by a pigeon that lands on a very bored looking Zims head. The teacher yells at him for attention.]      

[Zim snaps out of his blank bored expression] SIR!

There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children

Yes Ms. Bitters. [Zim stands up and walks towards the door, pigeon still on top of his head]

No leaving the class without a hall pass, Zim.

[He stops at the door and walks over to the desk to get the hall pass. It's in the shape of a collar] Of course!

If you leave skool grounds, it will explode. [The collar shrinks around Zim's neck. Dib is seen with an evil expression on his face]

You know Zim, when the nurse examines you, she'll notice that you don't have human organs. Then it's just a short step to a hospital and from there to an alien autopsy table and then you're just another segement on Mysterious Mysteries!

[Zim looks at Dib] I'll be fine. I bet my squeedilyspooch on it [He walks away with his head held high]  

Comments

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

How contagious? I've never seen a pigeon on anyone's head before.

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

Contagious enough to be sent to the nurses office for a medical exam.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

You can't just shoo them off?

[totesnormal.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

That's weird!