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[ Heyhey! So here's a nice little canon update for Christie! Now there are two options here: Either read on or watch until 3:17 because they're gonna be the same thing. ]

Max!

[ Pissed off Christie is comin' for ya, Max. He immediately tries to run but they're like 10,000 feet in the air on a plane so not much space to run too so he's checking the luggage compartment and Christie follows him. ]

Max! [ She sneaks right up against his chest, face inches from his, whispering. ] Listen, I don't know who you're pretending to be, or how you got yourself invited to DOA-- [ And then she grabs him by the balls and he looks to be in a lot of pain. ] But what I do know is you left me alone in my Hong Kong hotel room.

[ He's trying to look as smooth as he can while having his balls borderline crushed by the hands of a trained fighter woman. ] I would never leave such a woman as you alone.. especially not in a hotel room.

[ She doesn't seem very put off by this or less pissed. ] I'm winning the ten million dollar prize money and if I get to put your double-dealing ass in the decon of Dead or Alive-- [ And she's grabbing him hard enough that he puts his hand on the luggage compartment and cries out in pain. ] Then so much the better. Let me help you with that. [ She eyes his hand on the compartment, then kicks upward so that it closes on his hand, and she walks away as a video with another young blonde girl comes on toward the front of the plane compartment (past the bar).

"Hey everybody! I hope you're enjoying the flight! My welcome gift to you is this: To get to DOA Island, you have to bail out now. Parachutes are under your seat--"

Everyone starts grabbing their shoots which are all in shiny DOA brand bags.

"Just aim for the Buddha on your left and have fun. --Oh and one more thing, whoever doesn't make it to the compound by sundown is disqualified."

Errybody straps up and then there's a lot of parachuting out of this plane now. No seriously, they all just jumped out of the plane. Christie and two other girls, Kasumi and Tina, land on the beach at the foot of the Buddha head, then the video cuts out. ]

{{ooc: Replies from Christie will come later that night, so it will be nighttime in all of her responses! The lag time on the comm will be like nothing though since time is all wibbly-wobbly from her world to the comm because her canon takes place over the course of like 3 days so deal with it 8| Oh and bold text is Max. }}

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Are ... you still alive?

Like something like a little skydiving could take me out.

Edited 2012-08-09 02:17 (UTC)

Ah, if that is what mortals call it. (he calls it being cast out.)

What would non-mortals call jumping from a flight?

We do not usually jump from such low heights.

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There's just something about men with the name Max.

Remind me to let everyone I know not to name their little ones that.

Won't be a problem, dear.

Probably should've known he was that kind of guy though. [ Even though he did it on purpose for their benefit but.. she doesn't know that yet. :| ]

Really, were there any clues you should have been watching for?

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Is this to do with that contest you're going to win?

Teaching Max some sense or jumping out of the plane? The second one sure, the first one is personal.

Is that all you had to do? Jump out?

[He thinks that's dangerous enough.]

That was just to get there. Had to bail from the plane or miss the island for the tournament. Day one starts tomorrow.

Don't planes usually land?

And good luck again.

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[ SEE THAT WINCE?? that wasn't very nice Christie, it really wasn't ]

W-wow. You sure know how to make a point.

Someone's got to make sure he knows not to cross me again.

[ Well what would Finn do if someone he was sleeping with tried to turn him over to the police? 8| ]

There wasn't some other way you could do that? I mean, the guy's an ass, okay, but...there are some things you just don't do to a dude.

[ idk probably sing about it ]

Maybe he'll think about that next time he costs me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Wait, how'd he do that?

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And there you are at a beach again!

What can I say? I like beaches. Though usually not with such an abrupt landing.

Probably beat bein' trapped in the sky with that guy too much longer.

Oh definitely. Now I'm trapped on an island where the kicking of his ass will be not only encouraged but part of the rules.

That's a good rule. Me 'n Prussia oughtta think about what kinda laws our beach territory's gonna be under...

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