Fake virus ahoy!

[docfoul]

Attention, community: I cannot taste my own delicious candy, and this fact leaves me discontent on occasion.

Ah. It seems there is some sort of virus going around, manifesting in countless different ways. That would explain why I have just decided to make this post.

What a tragedy.

Comments

[howbadcanibe]

Coincidence?

[docfoul]

Do those exist in the community?

[howbadcanibe]

Those exist everywhere, no matter the universe.

[docfoul]

Can you prove it?

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[howbadcanibe]

Can you prove they don't?

8)

[docfoul]

Why does the burden of proof fall on me?

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[howbadcanibe]

Because you are the one questioning things. I wouldn't call it a burden.

[docfoul]

Oh, but you were the one who started the questions.

[howbadcanibe]

And thus why have to provide answers and proofs.

[docfoul]

No.

[howbadcanibe]

Now you are being childish.

[docfoul]

No I'm not.

[howbadcanibe]

...

Well if you excuse me, adults here have better things to do.

[docfoul]

Oh, I know. You're a very busy man with a business empire to run.

[howbadcanibe]

That's it, yes.

Do you even have a thneed?

[docfoul]

No. I already have everything I will ever need, though.

[howbadcanibe]

Except the capacity to taste your candy.

[docfoul]

I don't need that.