Boom, baby!

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Alrighty...I've heard that these machines...I believe they're called "computers" are all the rage now, so as my birthday gift to me, I had a slave import me one from...somewhere where technology is more advanced then here *not amused that such a place exists*

Oh, I'm Kuzco...~Emperor~ Kuzco. I'm 18 and as you may have guessed from the whole "Emperor" thing, I own a country! And it's the best! And did I mention I was the Emperor?

Anyway, betcha wondering why my picture is a llama, right? Well you won't believe this, but that llama was once a human being. An all-powerful ball of charisma. And not just that, he was an Emperor...that's right...I'm that llama...there was this whole misunderstanding whereby my advisor, Yzma, kinda turned me into a llama and tried to kill me *yaddayadda* and now she's disappeared and no one knows where her "secret lab" is so I can find a way to change myself back. ¬.¬ So, y'know, if anyone sees her, give me a call, aight?

Oh and if you can't understand something I type, they're not mistakes, but it's reeeaally difficult typing without hands...*waves hooves*. Well that's it for now. Laters..

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...you're... a llama.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Woah...you must have really pissed off your advisor for her to turn you into a...um...llama. Yeah...

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I am. What an...astute observation...

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

...We have. A fucking. Llama.

That's it, I'm out.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

With great difficulty, believe me. Damn keys are too small...

candyismyotp - what's wrong with llamas!? And just so you know, I'm not ~actually~ a llama. it's what you might call...a temporary inconvenience

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

A fucking llama. Is typing at me.

WHAT THE HELL.

[sexylovestyle.livejournal.com]

...

...

...HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You're not too bad.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

are you mocking me?

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

...the hell. XDDD

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

what is XDDD? *tries to pronounce it*

[rome0-juliet.livejournal.com]

A llama? ._. This community is a lot more strange than I thought it would be!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh man, a motherfucking LLAMA! Priceless! I thought we'd had everything when we had the talking rat, but this, oh-ho, this is AWESOME.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

*looks at your ears* whoa...did Yzma get to yu to...?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

What happened to you?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

me? I was turned into a llama. I thought we'd covered that already...

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

.........

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Now we have a turtle, a cat, and a llama. We are diverse.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

there are other animal/people? Maybe they're other cases of Yzma's stupid potions...?

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

...A llama...*Facepalms* Who's apparently a Emperor? By any chance is this Yzma a witch..there's no other possible explanation I can think of.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

not "apparently", I ~am~ the Emperor! And as for Yzma being a witch...meh, wouldn't be surprised. She's scary beyond all reason, if that helps...?

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

. . .

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

... What is with all the animals on this community lately?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Great. First a turtle and now a llama. What the heck?

[strong-blue-one.livejournal.com]

Good to know more 'animals' are joining up here. Welcome Kuzco, uh I hope you can turn back soon, at least then you wouldn't have too much trouble typing.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

hi there! I hope so too, these things are such a pain in the butt *looks mournfully at hooves*

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Yes, the point that you're an emperor is perfectly clear. The point that you have an overly inflated ego is also perfectly clear.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

well I ~am~ the most important being, what with being an Emperor and all..

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

Should I bow and pay tribute to you every year?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

If you want to

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Wow. Care to explain this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/llama)? It's apparently about you.

((Couldn't. Resist. Too. Weak. XD;;;))

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

...

that's weird...

[blizzaga-fury.livejournal.com]

... an animal?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

yes we get it, I'm an animal. Although hopefully not for much longer

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

...A talking Llama....

Now I've seen everything.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

have you seen a penguin dance the chacha slide with a thong on it's head?