Boom, baby!

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Alrighty...I've heard that these machines...I believe they're called "computers" are all the rage now, so as my birthday gift to me, I had a slave import me one from...somewhere where technology is more advanced then here *not amused that such a place exists*

Oh, I'm Kuzco...~Emperor~ Kuzco. I'm 18 and as you may have guessed from the whole "Emperor" thing, I own a country! And it's the best! And did I mention I was the Emperor?

Anyway, betcha wondering why my picture is a llama, right? Well you won't believe this, but that llama was once a human being. An all-powerful ball of charisma. And not just that, he was an Emperor...that's right...I'm that llama...there was this whole misunderstanding whereby my advisor, Yzma, kinda turned me into a llama and tried to kill me *yaddayadda* and now she's disappeared and no one knows where her "secret lab" is so I can find a way to change myself back. ¬.¬ So, y'know, if anyone sees her, give me a call, aight?

Oh and if you can't understand something I type, they're not mistakes, but it's reeeaally difficult typing without hands...*waves hooves*. Well that's it for now. Laters..

Comments

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Woah...you must have really pissed off your advisor for her to turn you into a...um...llama. Yeah...

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

no no you got it all wrong. I didn't do ~any~thing...she just has this thing where she tries to run the country behind my back and stuff...I guess she decided it was time for drastic action or something. *shrugs*

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Did you ever think that maybe she didn't really like the way you...um, ran your country?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

what are you talking about? How could she not? I'm a great Emperor! Everyone thinks so!

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Apparently she didn't think so.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

nah it's not that...she just wants to be Emperor, that's all...but I'm thinking...it's gotta stop...she can't keep trying to get rid of me, ya know?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Then why did you hire her to begin with? Sounds like a poor decision.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

~I~ didn't! She's been here like, a bajillion years already...

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you hired a geriatric old woman as your advisor? What kind of country are you running here?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

>.< I didn't hire her, she was already here! She was here for years before I was even ~born~! I'm sure she must have been young once...maybe...a looooooooooong time ago...

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Right, next you're gonna be telling me that she's some sort of evil witch, right?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Probably! She has this "secret lab" and she works on all these potions which turn people into weird things! Like llamas!

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

How is it a secret if you know about it? And if you know about it, then why didn't you get rid of her sooner?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

...because...

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Because why?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

because...I didn't know she would turn ~me~ into a llama!!

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Well, who else would she turn into a llama? I mean, she WAS pissed off at you to begin with.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

okay i'll rephrase, i didn't know she could turn people into llamas. period.