[video] virus fakery

[oceanicbutterfly]

Ahahahahahaha!

[That is... perhaps not the most convincing evil laugh ever, but Karen is attempting to make up for it with sheer enthusiasm. She is dressed in black and blue, and wearing a silly crown which upon closer examination is actually made of plastic beads but it isn't obvious from the video, and you will just have to imagine both of those things because lazy Andy is lazy and doesn't want to sift through Google image results to find something appropriately outlandish.]

Fools! You've been complacent for far too long, and left yourselves vulnerable! Now, your worlds will belong to me, Minazuki Karen... or as you shall address me from now on, EMPRESS AQUA!

Now, I realize most of you don't want to deal with the process of conquest, and of course I can be accommodating. Merely pledge your allegiance to me, and you'll be able to proceed more or less as usual. Those of you who want to make this difficult, on the other hand... well, I have ways of dealing with you. Ahahahahahaha!

[With that, the video cuts out, just in time to avoid broadcasting Karen breaking out into a giggle-fit.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

Karen what are you doing.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Taking over the multiverse, obviously.

[unknownrival]

Well stop it.

[oceanicbutterfly]

No. I'll conquer whatever I please.

[of_many_treasures]

Should I present the Empress with crown jewels then?

[unknownrival]

Don't make me come over there.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You know I'm entirely capable of dealing with you.

[unknownrival]

That would be why I would bring my boyfriend, I am not an idiot.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Tributes are always appreciated.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Or you could simply surrender. It would save you both a lot of embarrassment.

[unknownrival]

No, I really don't think so. On the other hand, you could give up.

[of_many_treasures]

I'll come by with a little gift then. [Something silly and extravagant maybe.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Ha!

[heavenlyhome]

[Kasumi sees the most important things, as always.]

That is a very pretty dress.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'll be waiting!

[unknownrival]

Thought so. I'll see you soon.

Action

[of_many_treasures]

[Kaitou decided to humor her, and showed up soon with something burgled from Toei's expo. A huge life-sized statue of Cure Aqua. He knocked at the door within minutes.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm glad to hear it. I chose it to accentuate my beauty.

[locked]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Issei. Please do not actually make me fight you. It'll either end with you getting hurt, which I don't want, or me getting hurt, which I also don't want.

[locked]

[unknownrival]

Please stop acting this silly, then.

Re: Action

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen opens the door and... stares.]

What. What is that.

Re: Action

[of_many_treasures]

A statue in your image of course.

[Ignore the "property of Toei" stamped across the bottom of it.]

[locked]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Nakamura-san wanted everyone to fake being affected by a virus. And honestly, I don't want to find out what she'll do if I back out.

Re: Action

[oceanicbutterfly]

...of course. It's very... flattering.

[She doesn't get to see herself from outside often. Does her outfit really show off her legs this much?]

Re: Action

[of_many_treasures]

I figured something like this would make more of a statement than jewels or wealth. You probably have enough of that.

[Yes, yes it does Karen. Kaitou amused himself last time ogling your legs.]