[video] virus fakery

[oceanicbutterfly]

Ahahahahahaha!

[That is... perhaps not the most convincing evil laugh ever, but Karen is attempting to make up for it with sheer enthusiasm. She is dressed in black and blue, and wearing a silly crown which upon closer examination is actually made of plastic beads but it isn't obvious from the video, and you will just have to imagine both of those things because lazy Andy is lazy and doesn't want to sift through Google image results to find something appropriately outlandish.]

Fools! You've been complacent for far too long, and left yourselves vulnerable! Now, your worlds will belong to me, Minazuki Karen... or as you shall address me from now on, EMPRESS AQUA!

Now, I realize most of you don't want to deal with the process of conquest, and of course I can be accommodating. Merely pledge your allegiance to me, and you'll be able to proceed more or less as usual. Those of you who want to make this difficult, on the other hand... well, I have ways of dealing with you. Ahahahahahaha!

[With that, the video cuts out, just in time to avoid broadcasting Karen breaking out into a giggle-fit.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

Karen what are you doing.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Taking over the multiverse, obviously.

[unknownrival]

Well stop it.

[of_many_treasures]

Should I present the Empress with crown jewels then?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Tributes are always appreciated.

[heavenlyhome]

[Kasumi sees the most important things, as always.]

That is a very pretty dress.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm glad to hear it. I chose it to accentuate my beauty.

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ She may be un-virused now, but she still remembers their conversation while they were virused. ] Haa, now you're trying to take over the world?

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen remembers it, too, and she's smarter. ...which means this will probably be painful.] I have no intention of settling for a mere world.

[kukuku]

A-A-A-A challenger has arisen! Foolish fool, you shan't be capable of taking the multiverse from the great Reisys vi Felicity Sumeragi!!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Silly little vampire. You're very fortunate that I find you so amusing.

[mightletyouknowme]

You could do it!

[Once you're her friend, she's loyal to the end!]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Of course.

[Karen is pleased with your display of loyalty!]

[makewayforroze]

That isn't a very good idea.

[oceanicbutterfly]

What, making it difficult? Yes, I agree.

[Video]

[precursorstone_gun_nest]

[Have a yellow-and-green dog-looking critter, currently putting a paw over its face and whining a little.]

Oh, great. I hope this doesn't last long, because if I have to save the multiverse from you it's going to be a pain doing it as a crocadog.

Re: [Video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

You won't be saving anyone from me, you foolish talking dog! Ahahaha!

[icantbelievethis]

Oh, great.

[oceanicbutterfly]

What, can't you believe this?

[locked]

[docfoul]

Someone's having fun.
Good. [Yeaaaah, Scratch doesn't really feel like bothering with this silly ruse.]

[locked]

[oceanicbutterfly]

If I'd know you would approve, I'd have done something else.

[iwontforgivethis]

... Karen? What are you doing?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Conquering the multiverse. Why?

[fightbymoonlight]

[. . . huh.]

Minazuki-san, are you... feeling okay?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I've never been better.