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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

This last virus was something else, hm? let's all forget it ever existed and move on with our lives.

For the record, I have never  been in jail.

[>Ic added after 5 minutes.]

And I don't have a twin.

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[notjustathief]

And I must say that I am very, very, very, very relieved to see you out of your cell, love. Prison doesn't suit you in the least.

I may, ah, have a tiny confession regarding your sudden surprise twin, though I promise it wasn't anything done on purpose.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Orange is definitely not my color. It clashes horrible with my skin tone.

A confession? [He doesn't like the sound of that.] Go on.

[notjustathief]

Definitely not. You need to be in suits at least 90% of your waking moments, or you will wilt like a dying flower.

I may or may not have, ah, made flirtatious comments about his appearence while I thought he was you. Emphasis being 'while I thought he was you'. I hadn't quite realized that this was your alternate universe police officer persona.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

I think I could survive 80% if I had at least my vest.

Sorry you did what? I must have read that wrong.

[archicheck]

A clone maybe?

[Just...totally not even going to bring up limbo, okay?]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

If that the case then he could be a threat.

[Okay. That works perfectly for him.]

[archicheck]

He didn't seem terribly threatening to me.

[excellent.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Neither does Cobb but you know how he and his subconscious can be.

[Ignoring is the key.]

[makewayforroze]

He looks very much like you.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

I shouldn't be all that surprised considering the nature of this community but...THAT much alike?

[makewayforroze]

It would be very hard to tell the two of you apart.

[leucotomy]

Being in jail during a virus doesn't count as having been in jail?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Mallorie are you being sassy with him?

He actually finds that slightly funny.] Well...if you put it that way.

[leucotomy]

I think it counts.

[akatsukivampire]

Nor am I a madman who's such a danger to himself that he requires being confined to a padded cell.

You're not alone in wanting to move on from this last virus as quickly as possible... though I seem to have some lingering neuralgia that would insist otherwise.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

That is a very suspicious specific denial. But who I am to judge.

I've been part of this comm for years now, I know how dangerous is to keep thinking on past virus. Better to wipe them from your mind once those are over.

[likethetragedy]

Too bad. I thought he was very nice.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Are you implying that I'm not? [Teasing here.]I'm wounded.

[likethetragedy]

I'm just saying maybe you could be taking some cues from him.

[oddfairy]

Not even an evil twin who is super smart?!

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

No but I'm surprised this place hasn't pull one of those yet.

[oddfairy]

So who's your not-twin?

[antibadstuff]

A twin?

[ She's basically trying to pretend the bad end virus never ever happened for the sake of her sanity, so moving onto the twin thing. ]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

a new member of the comm looks exactly like me, apparently. To the point my husband can't tell us apart.

[Arthur won't even ask, he wants to forget as well.]

[antibadstuff]

Well that's.. You guys dress and talk differently at least right?