[The video takes place in a room in the Dream Team's new agency building, and Arthur and Eames seem to be moving a set of boxes into an area already filled with them. As they set them down the video cuts in mid-conversation.]
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-- the last of them. What is in these things?"
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Files. Papers. You know I like to keep a thorough record of our work."
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Darling, you know I adore your insane dedication to thoroughness, but I can't believe something this heavy is filled purely with papers." [As he says it, he pulls open the box flaps and starts pulling out files. Arthur settles in to unloading the boxes as well, and for a moment it's quiet until Eames frowns at a stray piece of paper he's pulled out of his box before saying:]
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Oh, ha ha, Arthur, very funny."
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What?"
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I found what I can only assume is your future April Fool's prank of some kind."
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Eames, what on earth are you talking about?"
[He holds out the piece of paper towards Arthur.] "
This. This fake marriage license you drew up under both of our names? I can only imagine a very amusing set-up after I get drunk one night and you tease me mercilessly."
[Arthur stares at him blankly for a moment. When he recovers himself, he snatches the paper out of Eames' hand and holds it in front of him, scanning it over with an unreadable expression on his face.]
"
...this...seems legitimate. This...seems like a real legal document." [Arthur pauses and then says:] "
When did we sign this?"
[Eames looks at him blankly before moving to look over the paper with him, frowning and confused. For several seconds, they're both quiet and clearly confused with what they're looking at. It's only after a minute or so that Eames breaks the silence:]
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So...does this mean that that's your real last name I'm reading?"
((Remember the Texts From Last Night virus? Remember this thread? Yeah, shenanigans happened. Red = Arthur, Blue = Eames))