[Video]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[The video starts with Arthur sitting on a chair, with what it looks like an IV on his wrist that’s connected to a metallic briefcase.

He's staring at a cat.

A cat that woke him up by randomly appearing and deciding that Arthur’s tummy makes a cozy resting place. Said cat is staring back at him with a frown face and it just keeps making the exact same face when Arthur picks it up. It's like the beast is stuck.

Then he notices the computer on the table recording him.]

I think this cat’s broken.

Comments

[glass_secret]

That is one grumpy looking kitty.

[Video]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Very true. [Said grumpy kitty is now staaaaaaaaaring at you Cindy, while she (it's a she!) snuggles against Arthur's chest.]

I have no idea how she managed to get inside the house.

[Video]

[glass_secret]

[Compared to some Fables she knows, the kitty's stare is not that disturbing to her.]

Probably the same way a chinchilla got into my apartment.

[Video]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Cindy, that's worrisome.]

The window?

[urbandev]

[Reeve is just -- laughing. Hysterically. Don't mind him.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Are you going to do that every time I post?

[You get a stare from the cat as well, Reeve.]

[urbandev]

[Reeve flips to video. His own cat is draped over his shoulder.]

Only when your posts are hilarious.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Why you got a cute cat? it's not fair >B/]

I didn't even post on purpose.


And it's not hilarious. Do we look amused?

[fugal]

Should you take it to a vet?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Maybe. Do cats have a restart button?

[fugal]

Of course not!

Maybe it's hungry?

[chapter_behind]

What did you do to that cat?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Why do you assume this is somehow my fault?

[chapter_behind]

Look at that cat.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

It's not my fault that the cat has that face. [And the cat doesn't act unhappy, in fact, she's rubbing against Arthur chest. It just that she got that >:[ face all the time.]

[likethetragedy]

You got a cat.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

No I did not, it just showed up. Maybe it's Ariadne's.

[likethetragedy]

I think she'd pick a happier cat.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

This cat is happy.

You know, on the inside.

[notjustathief]

[Permission for Eames' puppy to come harass? :3]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[yes yes yes 83]

[notjustathief]

[Yay! 8D]

[Just after Arthur's post has finished, a small, chocolate Labrador puppy shuffles into the room, wagging his tail.

He sits by Arthur's ankles and looks up at the cat before letting out a friendly woof, still wagging his tail.]

[whitechocolate]

How can a cat be broken?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Her face is stuck.

[whitechocolate]

Have you tried petting her?