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[The video starts in Morpheus’s dream agency, Ariadne, Arthur, Eames and Elektra just finished training and they are still in costume. Arthur is wearing a mostly black tuxedo with red accents and red gloves. Arthur turns to the camera.]

It has come to our attention that a lot of the new sailor senshi appearing all around the universe have very little training if any at all. We want to offer our service to those who still need to learn how to use and develop their abilities.

[The camera turns to focus on Ariadne. She is wearing a typical senshi uniform in red and gold colors.]

I’ll be helping out those soldiers whose powers focus on defense and healing. Even if your powers are more for the offense, I can help build some more defensive tactics with you. It always helps to have something.

[Now a focus on Eames. Eames wears a similar tuxedo to Arthur's, except that his accents and gloves are blue.]

Ladies, gentlemen, those of indeterminate gender: when a large, deadly someone is out to kill you or maim you in awful ways, you could stand and fight...but sometimes it's better to disguise yourself so well they don't even realize you're there. For disguise-related skills and spells, I can help you become a human chameleon.

[And a focus on Elektra. She is in a customized black and red senshi outfit. Don't worry though; she still has to wear the mini skirt. She looks less than impressed at Eames bit.]

Or if you plan on actually defeating whoever is trying to suck the life out of your planet and its people this week, I'll be teaching you how to successively do that. Just because we can't dress practically while fighting whatever "great evil" [Yes, she's air quoting.] is around, doesn't mean we can't fight practically.

[And finally back to Arthur.]
And finally I can train those with powers of illusion over environments. Strategy will also be discussed.

[Suddenly Eames leans in, grinning.] And really, where else can you find a place to kick some arse and look so good?

[Arthur frowns slightly and cuts the feed.]

[ooc: red is arthur, purple is ariadne, blue is eames, and green is elektra.]

Comments

[notjustathief]

I like it. Especially since we all look so dapper.

[archicheck]

That's true, but I have to agree with Elektra. Mini-skirts aren't the most practical thing when fighting evil.

[notjustathief]

I suppose it would be. I can't imagine kicking anything would be a good idea like that.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Well you said no to full skin tight body suit. [He's in the mood to joke, don't mind him.~]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Did you really had to add that last bit, Eames?

[notjustathief]

Yes. Yes I did.

It's good advertising. Doesn't everyone want to kick arse and look fabulous?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Good advertising...debatable. While not entirely a lie it makes us sound vain.

[likethetragedy]

They're going to think we're vain.

[archicheck]

Probably just Eames.

[likethetragedy]

They know he's vain.

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[novicius]

Ah, adding support for those who are new? Bene. Not all of us were given such a luxury.

[Never mind the fact that this one is in Renaissance robes and wears a Venetian mask. Clearly this will end well.]

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[archicheck]

We're just trying to give what we didn't have at the start.

You are a soldier as well?

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[novicius]

Of course. I aid where I am able.

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Is the least we can do, we want to make sure people is not risking their life without being prepared.

[It's all about presentation.] Your name is, sir?

[papillio_tempestatis]

I like to think I can handle myself, thank you.

[How the heck she conceals a knife up sleeves that don't reach her elbows we'll never know. Being a Sailor Scout must give her access to hammerspace. But it flicks into her hand and away again awfully quickly.]

[archicheck]

It's just an open offer for those who need it. We certainly wouldn't force anyone into it.

[likethetragedy]

You're gifted then. Don't be afraid to take on a few of the others who didn't start off that way.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Then perhaps you could help those who can'.

[Awesome hammer space.]

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[leucotomy]

...Skirts aren't that impractical. [ says someone who dresses like a sailor scout without a virus. ]

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[archicheck]

It could be worse, I suppose.

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[likethetragedy]

All the same I wish the uniform came with pants.

[ghostshippingly]

Is this really for any of us? That's so kind of you all! I know that I could probably use a little help with my sailor powers...

[archicheck]

Of course. We're just offering the help that we didn't have when we were starting out. You're welcome to come whenever you have time.

[likethetragedy]

It is. What's your specialty?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[God, you are so young.] Yes. We want to make sure everyone is ready. Did you just get your powers?