38; sailor moon virus; prepare for trouble

[sandinmyboots]

Welcome, friends! I knew you'd be preparing to fight me, so I wrote you a speech!

[Here's Kefka, but something's weird about him. Maybe it's how his outfit is twice as complicated as usual, with extra ruffles and puffs of cloth and all that everywhere. Maybe it's how he's got his wings out, too; that's weird. His throne room seems to be floating in a sea of stars and night.]

I've acquired the ultimate power! You're all nothing but fleas to me now. You should embrace your destruction: it is the fate of all things. No sailor scout shenanigans can change that.

Any questions?

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[Video]

[unknownrival]

...Those shenanigans are something you're expecting?

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

But of course! They keep on showing up to destroyblock my plans! It's very rude.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[...virus.]

So it is. Your outfit is interesting.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

Nothing may matter, but that doesn't mean I can't look good while doing it.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Yes, I see. That's one way to look at it.

[ghostshippingly]

That's where you're wrong! We'll all stop you, no matter what it takes! That's what sailor scouts do.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

What are you doing on here? Are you some scout's boyfriend spying or something? Or are you out of disguise?

[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Me? I'm nothing like that at all.

[sandinmyboots]

Oh? How are you going to do that? All things will die, no matter what you do. Your efforts are worthless.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

Innocent bystander brought in so that you can join the cause, then. Has the talking animal showed up yet?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I'm afraid not. Should I be looking for a specific kind of animal?

[ghostshippingly]

The same way we always do. We'll work together. We're not going to let you do this.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

Cats and weasels are very popular! And the little white buggers with two ears, they're gaining in popularity.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

I'll keep an eye out.

[sandinmyboots]

You're not even going to try and convince me that I'm wrong? Maybe you do have half a brain in that balloon of a head you have.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

I don't know if there's a specific branch just for defeating me yet. Give me a ring if you find out, will you?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Of course, I'll be sure to let you know.

[ghostshippingly]

I know I probably can't convince you on my own. Not if you've gone this far already... but maybe with enough of us fighting side-by-side, we'll have more luck. It shouldn't have to be this way, but... if I have to, I'll fight!

[sandinmyboots]

I'm always willing to listen to whatever stupid reasoning you people have.

We'll see how you do against my new set of minions!

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

What's that smile about?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Am I not allowed to smile?

[shiningwaters]

You're not going to get away with this!

[sandinmyboots]

Yes, I am!

[ghostshippingly]

If you were really listening to us, maybe you'd have already stopped by now.

What new minions? [ ... bear with her, she's new to this and the fact that villains have the right to as many new sets of minions as they want ]

[sandinmyboots]

If your arguments weren't both cliche and badly thought out, maybe I would have.

Welllll...you'll see soon enough! It's a surprise! [it's good to be god]