38; sailor moon virus; prepare for trouble

[sandinmyboots]

Welcome, friends! I knew you'd be preparing to fight me, so I wrote you a speech!

[Here's Kefka, but something's weird about him. Maybe it's how his outfit is twice as complicated as usual, with extra ruffles and puffs of cloth and all that everywhere. Maybe it's how he's got his wings out, too; that's weird. His throne room seems to be floating in a sea of stars and night.]

I've acquired the ultimate power! You're all nothing but fleas to me now. You should embrace your destruction: it is the fate of all things. No sailor scout shenanigans can change that.

Any questions?

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[Video]

[unknownrival]

...Those shenanigans are something you're expecting?

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

But of course! They keep on showing up to destroyblock my plans! It's very rude.

[ghostshippingly]

That's where you're wrong! We'll all stop you, no matter what it takes! That's what sailor scouts do.

[sandinmyboots]

Oh? How are you going to do that? All things will die, no matter what you do. Your efforts are worthless.

[shiningwaters]

You're not going to get away with this!

[sandinmyboots]

Yes, I am!

( video. )

[descry]

[ unlike everyone declaring his inevitable defeat, river is just curled up under her bed and watching with wide eyes. out of disguise, as always. ]

Shh. Can't. She ought to hold her tongue.

[sandinmyboots]

They really should, shouldn't they?

[Oh, it's her again! He likes her.]

How are you doing, my bitter almond~?

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[novicius]

Well, I can see why you want us to fight you. Your outfit is terrible.

[sandinmyboots]

Well, excuse me, princess, if I don't conform to your Earth fashions. This is top-notch clothing back at home!

[aquaticrush]

*Like Naru in canon, Retasu is that one civilian girl who keeps constantly being targeted by the virus of the month. I mean, monster of the week. Got a bit meta there.*

What do you mean...?

[sandinmyboots]

Were you not paying attention?

[Video]

[schrodingersghost]

[There's something different about this ghost today. It might be the white mask on his face. It might be the equally white cape flowing back in a dramatic and inexplicable indoor breeze. Or maybe its just all the dramatic poses as he makes his speech.]

Never! A villain such as you will never triumph against the sailor scouts!

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

Cliche. Boring. Why?

[Video]

[twotailmechanic]

[Have a glare.] You will be stopped no matter what.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

Even at the cost of a thousand worlds?

[video]

[scanningutterly]

[A slightly computer-generated looking teenager seems to be in the middle of deciding whether he's more confused or amused.]

Sailor Scouts?

[video]

[sandinmyboots]

I don't know what they were thinking or drinking when they named themselves, either.

[spandexed]

[Here's Peter raising a hand here. He does have a question, yes.]

Umm... what?

What sort of ultimate power?

[sandinmyboots]

For example, I can do this!

[He floats some rocks telekinetically.]

It'd be more impressive if some of you were here, but none of you knows how to get to my Tower, so forget that!

[Video]

[everything_is_dangerous]

[Have a sigh from this... video of some red hair and a purple mask?]

Really. You know, if they don't manage to stop you, I may have to give it a try myself. I can't have you destroying the world yet; there are so many things left to steal. Oblivion is boring.

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

Oblivion is peaceful. For example, I don't have a bunch of teenagers showing up every five minutes to tell me about how they're going to stop me.

Is theft something that makes life worth living?

[baaaaseball]

[ There was definitely something different about Kyousuke. For one, he had white glasses on, and an obvious scowl on his face. ]

You truly think you've won before the battle has even started?

[sandinmyboots]

Yes! Destruction is the fate of all things! You're just putting off the inevitable.

[loyalbound]

I think you've made your intent abundantly clear.

[sandinmyboots]

Got a problem with it?

[mightletyouknowme]

Did you get stronger?

[sandinmyboots]

No. I've gotten enough practice to use my strength in an efficient way!

[thefairynator]

STOOOOOOOP!

Wat in the name of my bulging biceps do you think you are doing?!

[sandinmyboots]

Destroying. What of it?

[... action possibly?]

[madeitsquare]

[If so, then Scrooge is probably... just off-camera. Yup.] Actually, now that you bring it up, I do have a question.

[action]

[sandinmyboots]

What is it, Scrooge?

[He leans over on his throne so he can look at him properly.]

[docfoul]

Do you realize you won't succeed?

[sandinmyboots]

I will win eventually. Destruction is the inevitable fate of all things, not your stupid mobius game.

Video

[nofarplaneyet]

No way will you get away with this! *Because Sailor SAKE will kick your ass. Drunkenly.*

Video

[sandinmyboots]

Of course I will! My victory is as inevitable as death itself.

[delilahs_reaper]

You seem quite ready for a battle.

[sandinmyboots]

I'm all ready for a fight! How about you?

[video]

[howbadcanibe]

[Once-ler is dressed...well, like he always does, actually. His normal outfit already looked like something tuxedo mask would wear.]

Those are the tackiest clothes I've ever seen.

..sorry was you saying something?

[video]

[sandinmyboots]

Speak for yourself. What are you thinking? Only one color? Hideous!

[glimmerous_fop]

You crazies and your speeches [because badguys are not allowed to have long-winded speeches!] just shut up and prepare yourself, you're going to be axed!

[sandinmyboots]

...That didn't even make sense.

[heavenlyhome]

[oh goodness what was it now]

You have... found more power?

[sandinmyboots]

Nah, I've had it for a while! I've just gotten really good at it recently.

[Video]

[material_guy]

[The video feed is appropriately dark, grainy, and generally fuzzy; one probably can't even tell, with nothing clearly visible to scale, that the figure speaking (with a computer distorted voice, no less) is under a foot tall.]

The ultimate power, eh? [Laughter comes out a lot more grainy; breathy sounds into a cheap microphone tend to do that.] Destruction's only one step. But I'll take that, too, since you've got that power conveniently in one place for me like that...

[Video]

[sandinmyboots]

You know, you'd be a lot more threatening if you weren't using a thirty-gil microphone from the pawn shop.

[Kefka's not having any of this power theft nonsense today, especially from someone too cheap to get quality electronics.]

late!

[yacantdoitkid]

I can't forgive someone who uses their powers to hurt others!

hiiii

[sandinmyboots]

I can't forgive someone who uses such a cheesy line!