29. disguised trio

[ifbymyhands]

[video]

*Kano is crossdressing. No, really. She's binding, wearing sunglasses, and has on an outfit that would not look out of place in an early-2000s boy band. She clears her throat, twirls her microphone, and grins at the camera.*

Hey, all you Lights fans! The three of us are coming your way!

*The screen is filled up with promotional images of Kano, Yayoi, and Black★Rock Shooter, all similarly passing for guys and posing in posters that would not be out of place in an eleven-year-old girl's room.*

That's right, we're taking our tour all over and sending all our love to you! Hear our latest hit, "Shot in the Dark", along with songs like "Puddle of Love" and "Spark My Heart", which have captured your hearts the universe over! Check your local stations to find out if we'll be playing near you! Also, buy our new CD, "Searching for You", in stores now!

We'll be waiting!

[later, video -- locked to Yayoi, Shooter, and Akeldama]

*Kano has ditched the compression shirt and backwards baseball cap and now just looks like a girl dressed as a guy. She sighs.*

Are we any closer to finding Princess Utena? Or, for that matter, the Light of Hope, whatever it is? Not that this isn't a lot of fun, but we kinda suck as bodyguards if we lost her again.

Comments

Video - locked to the others

[pikapikapikarin]

No, nothing yet. I haven't located her yet, she keeps on running off.

[Yayoi is in a t-shirt and pants, and with her customary hair band removed and her curls pulled back into a small ponytail, she looks like an androgynous if cute boy or girl.]

[video|Starlight lock]

[ifbymyhands]

*sigh* Geez. She just keeps disappearing. I can understand why she'd want to be a hero, but we can't let her die or anything!

Re: [video|Starlight lock]

[pikapikapikarin]

Of all the princesses we had to protect we just had to get the one that would take up a sword by herself, huh... [sigh]

[video|Starlight lock]

[ifbymyhands]

I just hope our plan doesn't get found out. She'd recognize us if we weren't crossdressing, but getting panties thrown at our faces is a bit much.

video [locked]

[starblaze]

[she doesn't even need to bind, SHE HAS NO CHEST sob.]

She needs a leash. [so she doesn't wander off again 8|]

video [locked]

[ifbymyhands]

*even flat girls have to wear compression shirts, or at least ACE bandages, law of crossplay :( just like guys have to wear stockings stuffed with lentils*

I think she'd run away and never come back. *sigh* I get that she wants to save our planet just like we do, but why won't she look for the Light of Hope? Instead she just has to do everything herself.

perma-that

[starblaze]

An overwhelming urge for action. Or trouble... possibly both.

[ifbymyhands]

Of course the soul of our planet would be in someone who didn't care about our mission enough to do things the right way. Why are we here if she thinks she can do it all herself?

[quicktoreward]

...I'm out of here.

[Incognito? Not so much.]

[ifbymyhands]

*Wait, what? There's no way she saw through these disguises! Thousands of fangirls get trapped but the person they're actually looking for doesn't? C'mon, Kano, play innocent...*

Don't be like that! I know some may not appreciate our music, but we work hard to spread hope and dreams to all!

[locked]

[quicktoreward]

You do realize you didn't change your voice?

[locked]

[ifbymyhands]

We sound fine.

[ video ]

[second_star]

[ He's just confused right now. ]

Looks like everyone's going crazy on here. What's up with that outfit anyway?

[video]

[ifbymyhands]

This is what we're wearing on our new album cover! We wore it in the spread in our interview with Girls' Heartthrob Monthly too. It's still on newsstands if you want to check it out... though you don't look much like a teenage girl.

[video]

[second_star]

Yeah, don't let the hair fool you.

I've never heard of this "Girls' Heartthrob Monthly" either. You guys popular or something?

[video]

[ifbymyhands]

We're approaching number one on the pop charts. We're the Three Lights! I'm Kano. Nice to meet you. *Wink. She's sparkling. Beware.*

[ video ]

[starblaze]

Don't be a critic.

[ video ]

[second_star]

It's in my blood, Hailey.

[ video ]

[starblaze]

Hailey? [blink] It's Shooter.

Permavid;

[hugmyscythe]

[ Oh. It's a virus. ] What's this? You have madea career out of yourvoice already?

'k

[ifbymyhands]

That's who we are! As long as we're posting, we may as well take some questions from our fans.

[hugmyscythe]

Mm, I would not consider myselfa fan.

[ifbymyhands]

If you haven't heard us yet, there's no better time! Just tune into your local pop station.

[starblaze]

[FORMER... RIVAL... GIRLFRANDO SAILOR SCOUT IDEK EVEN WHAT YOU ARE let's roll with it.]

Already? I've been doing this for a while now. [duh!!]

[hugmyscythe]

For how long,Black Rock Shooter?