[audio]

[king_bowser]

[click]

 What's up, chumps?

I've been poking around your little site here for a little while, and I'm surprised it took me so long to figure out what was missing: me!

Bwahahaha, that's right!  Now with a million... ish... percent more BOWSER in this place, this little community-thing is sure to be that much more awesome!

You guys really should be thanking me!  I mean, c'mon, I make everything better.

[click]

Comments

[ video ]

[soulfist]

You can't make anything better, I already have~

permavid

[windgodgirl]

Oh my, you're certainly a confident one.

[text]

[king_bowser]

Huh? And just who the heck are you?

[ video forever ]

[soulfist]

The greatest woman you could ever meet~ And who or...what are you?

[video]

[king_bowser]

(raises an eyebrow) Well, you're pretty. I'll give you that. But I've already met the greatest woman ever. Heck, I'm gonna go kidnap her again this summer! (looks way too pleased about that)

Anyway, I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas, all-around awesome guy, and stomper of plumbers the world over. (he might be lying about that last one)

[video]

[king_bowser]

Well, yeah, of course I am! I'm the biggest, baddest guy around, and I'm a king to boot!

I've got loads of troops, a bunch of great kids, and a castle to put all of 'em in! Not to mention my own kingdom that's totally defensible against... everything!

So confidence? Yeah, just another little thing on the loooooong list of "what Bowser's got".

[video]

[soulfist]

How gross. You kidnap women?

...Hmm~ Sounds like you need a new hobby! I'm Morrigan Aensland, Queen of Makai and heir to the Aensland Throne. I fight darkstalkers in my free time~ I think I've beaten you♥

[video]

[king_bowser]

(scowls) I don't just go around kidnapping every woman who happens across my computer screen, you know.

I have no idea what a (airquotes) "darkstalker" is, but I tell ya, they can't be any worse than Mar-- er, those plumbers! Seriously, these guys go a lot of damage! But one thing they always learn is that no matter how persistent and annoying they are... (leans in close to the camera and adopts a very serious expression) I'm never beaten.

[windgodgirl]

Careful, your words will turn into steam and spittle at that rate.

[mightletyouknowme]

What's a bowser? I don't think we need one.

[king_bowser]

What do you mean I'm not needed?! Look at this place! You totally need a Bowser!

[mightletyouknowme]

[As if important, she flips her hair behind her.]

If I needed one, I would have heard of it.

[king_bowser]

(scowls) Look, little girl, I don't have time to educate you on the benefits of having me around. Just take my word for now that this place just got a lot better with the Koopa King around. (grins smugly as he leaves)

(several moments later, he returns and shuts the camera off)

[mightletyouknowme]

Who are you calling a little girl?! You don't even look like a king!

[king_bowser]

(he smirks as he shuts the camera off.)

[OOC: ...I'm actually just as familiar with your character as he is. I'm assuming she's considerably older than her chibi style (especially in your first thumbnail) suggests? *looks at your other icons* Oh. Yep. So, um... how old is she supposed to be?]

[mightletyouknowme]

Hey! [She doesn't like to be ignored, not at all.]

[^_^ She's 17.]

[king_bowser]

(he doesn't return. he might actually be busy.)

[Sena can keep pestering him until he gets back if you like. XD]

[mightletyouknowme]

[She will at first, sure he's ignoring her and hating to be ignored.]

Do you always run away so fast?!

voice;

[selfished]

Heh, so what'cha planning on doing to make this place better? I'll give ya a chance if you have a funny plan!

[text] If the white text bothers you, just say the word and I'll cut it out. o7

[docfoul]

I must inform you that there is very little you could add to the community in terms of charisma that my presence here has not yet contributed to.

[And if Bowser doesn't feel like highlighting that, Scratch could not care less.]

[video]

[soulfist]

[ she laughs ]

You're funny!

[king_bowser]

(the camera turns back on, but it's hard to tell. a shadowy wooden texture is visible. the camera is picked up off the table and set back in place.)

Okay, where were we?

(Bowser shows no indication of knowing Sena was talking before.)

[video]

[king_bowser]

Doing? You kidding? All I gotta do is be here! (grins)

[video]

[king_bowser]

[He just wouldn't think to.]

(leans in close to look at the icon) Who's the lightbulb-head guy?

(leans back, musing) That reminds me of a joke...

[docfoul]

Go on. I will be here until your inability to read what I am saying stops being funny, at which point I will switch to video as well and instruct you on the complex art of highlighting text.