please mister postman

[olbustedhotness]

[while some of you have been busy dealing with viruses ... other members of the community have had their own troubles. such as, oh, divorce fallout, and mysterious tiny golden ships landing in their public parks.

let's see how that's working out for them, shall we? thankfully, the community's kind enough to oblige for those of you interested....]

[the feed will crop up on the little screen in Jay's dashboard, for those of you who'd like to ... well, put your two cents in on this totally unexpected turn of events]

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[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Jay just smirks and starts the car, pulling out of the Post Office parking lot]

[olbustedhotness]

[Kevin's just going to stare out the window.... and then realize that he probably might not want to do that because there's dog drool and nose smears all over the glass.

he sighs and ... puts the window down]

... Had to come and do that at my place of business didn't you. Couldn't just wait till I went home. Now they're gonna be short-staffed.

[makewayforroze]

[olbustedhotness]

[right there with you kid]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Jay shoots Roze a smirk. See? He told you his world was weird]

[defendsearth]

This world is amazing.

See, that Zim. Some aliens are better on pulling human disguises then you.

[olbustedhotness]

... Wait. You knew 'bout all this?

[tyranngott]

How fascinating.

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How fascinating. <small[He's somehow not surprised. At all. Alright, to be fair, he is, but damned if he's going to show that.]</small>

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Fascinating. Yeah, I guess that's one way to put it.

[leucotomy]

...Are dogs all aliens too?

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Naw, girl, just the dumb ones. [he snerks, glancing back at his so-called partner.]

[olbustedhotness]

Not sure. I just hope the geese aren't. [little bit of mailman anecdote humor, there, yes?]

[crackpotcrocker]

Amazing! Actual aliens!

....If that's why she left you, then she's not worth your time.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

May I got a left hook for sayin' shit 'bout his wife. I'd watch it if I were you.

[olbustedhotness]

I'd appreciate it if you'd leave 'Liz'beth outta this, Denzel.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

What in the name of Sir Isaac Newton?..

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[He laughs] Gravity ain't got nothin' to do with it, man.

[olbustedhotness]

Couldn't've said it better m'self, Doctor Brown.

[iseedeadpeople]

...Never thought I'd get to say this again, but that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[olbustedhotness]

Again? ... When'd you ever say it before?

[daretotry]

Dude.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[he chuckles] I know, it's crazy, right? You'd think he woulda believed me but nooooooo I hafta go an' prove I'm not crazy.

[olbustedhotness]

.... [squint. he is not a believer in one-word sentences, especially when the one word is slang]

Got somethin' to say, kid?

[Video]

[4daladies]

[Okay cool. Aliens. He's more interested in that little facial recognition device though.

And the car.

Always the car.]

[Video]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Whatchu starin' at, man? You creepin' me out. I'm tryin' to drive, here.