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[poison_puppet]

Oh man, I just got back from a mission, and it looks like I missed an awesome virus. Do any of you guys still have your sailor uniforms? Can I try one on?

Even if I didn't get hit, maybe I could have tagged along anyways.

Which makes me wonder...

Is it possible to fake a virus?

Comments

permavid

[windgodgirl]

If you're a decent enough actor and have other necessities like props and such, I'd expect so.

Re: permavid

[poison_puppet]

Hmm. Maybe I should test that out the next time!

[windgodgirl]

Why do you want to fake a virus?

[poison_puppet]

Because it might be fun! Hanging out with a bunch of friends, fighting monsters and saving the day - its like a video game or something.

[windgodgirl]

Couldn't you accomplish that without the need to pretend you're under the influence of a virus? Just say you feel like doing those things.

[poison_puppet]

I suppose so. But my world doesn't need saving all that often. Ditto for other people's worlds.

[docfoul]

Yes, albeit very poorly.

[poison_puppet]

Poorly? Why? It can't be that hard to fake memory lapses and bad memories.

[docfoul]

You underestimate the average member's inability to efficiently lie.
Especially when it comes to lying to a sentient internet community.

[poison_puppet]

Oh. So you think the community itself would get mad at me.

[docfoul]

I think it simply wouldn't care.

locked to scratch;

[tenminutes]

We weren't that bad at it!

locked to scratch;

[docfoul]

You may not have noticed, but we did have a real virus not very long ago.

locked to scratch;

[tenminutes]

I did notice, that doesn't mean we didn't fool the people at least.

locked to scratch;

[docfoul]

Well, that's no achievement.

[tenminutes]

I can't tell you how much I'm glad I missed that one.

Not that it's that hugely different from some school's uniforms though.

[poison_puppet]

See! That's another thing I'd never have tried if it wasn't for viruses. Sailor uniforms are cute!

[tenminutes]

As long as they're not actual sailor outfits.

[poison_puppet]

I guess. Any school uniform at all would have been nice.

[tenminutes]

I've got plenty of extras if you want one, you know. I live at a school.

[hart_on_sleeve]

"Sailor uniforms? I can't believe I missed that either!"

[Honestly he keeps missing the good stuff, this simply won't do.]

"Count me in on the reenactment."

[poison_puppet]

Excellent! I knew I wasn't the only one!

[hart_on_sleeve]

"I don't believe we've met. Captain John Hart at your service."

[Captain John appears as a hologram and gives a little bow.]

[poison_puppet]

Hi! I'm Himiko!

[hart_on_sleeve]

"Well-met! Now!" [Captain John claps his hands and rubs them together.] "Where do we find those sailor suits, hmm?"