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Agent Phil Coulson ([personal profile] notmyfirstrodeo) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2012-08-28 01:03 am
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006 ✪ [Video]

[Video feed shows Coulson as normal: no mini skirt, no fancy poses. Just a fairly serious looking man in a black suit and tie.

He doesn't look terribly pleased. At all. He clears his throat.]


All right, let's get it out of the way. Yes. I ran around crime-fighting in a miniskirt. So if you'd like to have a laugh about it, or there's a joke you've been saving, please, let's hear it now. Get it out of our systems.

Obviously it was not my choice. The community and its viruses got me. My luck ran out.

Few things right off the bat: No I do not plan on ever wearing a skirt again. Yes, I do, in fact, have very nice legs. So I'm sure it's a waste. Tragedy. We'll all have to come to terms with it and move on with our lives.

Apologies all around for awkwardness. ...lots of apologies.

I... I'm going to go do paperwork. In the basement. For the rest of the year.
denies: (felt it in my fist; in my feet)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-28 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if it's slightly funny or somewhat disturbing that they even can brainwash grown men into thinking they're supposed to run around in miniskirts of all things.
denies: (when the most i could do)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-29 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't there some place to complain about these sort of things happening to people? For the sake of everyone's sanity?
denies: (she can be happy the way things are)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-29 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if people all decide to dump their complaints into one post, the community overlord or whatever is exactly behind this place will see it?
denies: (to just feel right)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-29 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like it can get any worse like this, right? So all we can do is hope they might be like 'oh hey, we seriously went over the top on this one, let's not do that again'.
denies: (would you like to forget)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-30 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
.. What could possibly be worse than any of that? I'm pretty sure even someone with a creative imagination couldn't think of it, honestly.
denies: (to just feel right)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-30 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me an example then, at least.
denies: (and i know you know everything)

[personal profile] denies 2012-08-31 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
.. Ugh, that seriously is the worst. [ she honestly hadn't thought of the former possibility yet.. ] If this community would permanently alter who we are..
denies: (they were torn right open)

[personal profile] denies 2012-09-02 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
It'd probably be both the worst and weirdest thing I experienced, and believe me when I say I have a lot of experience in both those areas.
denies: (and it blows away with the changing wind)

[personal profile] denies 2012-09-03 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Then all we can do is hope that never happens, huh? Ah, it's useless.. it's all useless.
denies: (would you like to forget)

[personal profile] denies 2012-09-04 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's difficult to prepare ourselves against something like that though, right? We already don't know how to defend ourselves against the regular viruses, let alone against something like that.
denies: (or god forbid come visit me)

[personal profile] denies 2012-09-05 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Even though some people have been around for years. That makes it sound pretty useless to even try to find a way, if they haven't done so yet. Unless they're just really incompetent themselves.
denies: (she says i need not to need)

[personal profile] denies 2012-09-06 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So.. what? We're waiting for some 'chosen one' to show up like all of this is actually some sort of really corny movie?

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