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[kukuku]

[ The video starts with Kobato finishing doing her hair in the morning as some weird guy on the street starts playing guitar near her while she walks to the store without her brother, since Kodaka caught a summer cold today so he had to stay home yep sure. Kobato's skipping down the street while guitar guy plays, then suddenly opens her mouth and starts singing a version of this song. ]

I wanna be a vampiiiire so freaking bad and bite all of the friends I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine, smiling next to Iris and a Vamp Queen~

[ She closes her eyes as she turns down an alley and when she's out of the alley, she's in a shopping center with lots of clothing stores, particularly focusing on lolita styles. Some random cosplayer of another vampire from the anime that Kobato cosplays from comes over and starts rapping now. ]

Yeah, I would have a cape like Dracula, sneak up from the back of ya. Everyday is Halloween, popular with all the teens. Let's hope we don't pull a Kei, Sho, and Toshi and hook up with her sibling just for the heck of it.

Hey! [ Kobato looks kind of pouty at that, but the rapper lolita continues ]

Give away a few t-shirts that say "Suck it" and last but not least grant somebody their last wish. You can call me Count von Count from the 'Street, though I'm not purple and I got no hand up my bum hole. Get it? Can't wait to bite on some virgins, they all seem to want to get it on in my coffin. I'll make sure to choose my victims with care and there'll be smokin' hot 100-year-old bishies everywhere!

[ Kobato's running away now and the guitar guy's still following her as she now climbs up on a fountain in the middle of town. ]

Ku ku ku, every time I close my eyes! I dream that I will never die. A different blood-type every night oh I, I swear the world better prepare, for when I'm a vampire!

[ A bunch of passerbys chime in now with ] Ooh oh oooh oh!

When I'm a vampire!

Oooh oh ooooh ooh!

[ And to avoid the other weird woman who started singing about her brother, she starts doing the rap now herself! ]

I'll be buyin' up Transylvanian real estate, avoiding all the wooden stakes. Ain't got time for all of that furry werewolf patty-cake. Poof of smoke, then I'll fly away like a crazed bat and sparkle while running through the woods giving piggy-backs. And yeah, everyone will think that I'll poof in the day but they'll all be dead by my 200th birthday. I'll probably suck the most of all the vampires you know and have a thousand groupies who weren't my friends before.

[ Yep she's going around and there are people doing some crazy flips in their lolita outfits in the background while she walks through town again, peeking in some stores while she continues, stopping in front of a restaurant with a display meal in the window of tonkatsu with extra garlic and tilting her head. ]

And I guess if I were a real vampire I'd probably miss the world of garlic but I know instead I'd have a similar thirst for finding tasty necks, so sink your teeth in for the blood burst!

[ Kobato turns around and guitar-guy is still following her, yep, so she walks around him and the background dancer lolitas are still dancing but she walks through the middle of their dance area like it's nothing. ]

I wanna be a vampiiiire so freaking bad and bite all of the friends I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine, smiling next to Iris and a Vamp Queen~ Kukuku~

Oh every time I close my eyes! I dream that I will never die. A different blood-type every night oh I, I swear the world better prepare, for when I'm a vampire!

Ooh oh oooh oh!

When I'm a vampire!

Oooh oh ooooh ooh!

[ Except then everything stops and goes back to normal and Kobato just finishes the song on her own. ]

I wanna be a vampire, so freaking bad...

[ Okay, she goes into the convenience store now. She has to get food for herself and Kodaka this weekend since he's sick okay? ]

Comments

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[...]

[Karen is not sure what she just watched.]

[...]

[Karen is not entirely certain that knowing what she just watched would make her a generally happier person.]

[...]

[Karen has clicked the Record button entirely by accident.]

[video]

[kukuku]

[ SHE SEE YOU WATCHIN' THERE. Her response comes after she gets home and puts the stuff in the fridge though. Convenience store bento boxes and packet soup are the healthiest foods okay. ]

Karen?

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[...]

That was really strange.

[video]

[kukuku]

E-Eh?

[ She thought she just.. imagined it.. ]

That really happened!?

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Don't ask me whether it really happened!

[video]

[kukuku]

I thought I just dozed off while I was walking!

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Dozed off... while you were walking.

[video]

[kukuku]

Like a daydream.

[mightletyouknowme]

[You just get a clapping Sena. Good job, Kobato!

ALSO, CUTE VOICE!]

[kukuku]

[ Kobato now realizes that that actually happened and she didn't just imagine it. ]

Y-You sing too!

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? You want to hear me sing?

[kukuku]

[ It's less embarrassing if someone else does it too! ]

Kukuku, a banshee siren should have at least that capability.

[mightletyouknowme]

[She brings her arms together and twists.] It'll be like doing karaoke for Kobato!

What do you want me to sing?

[kukuku]

Y-Yuke Yuke Guernica-chan!

[tunics]

....I had a feeling you weren't a real vampire.

[kukuku]

I-I am! [ There's a pause. ] Inside. [ It's an emotional thing. ]

[tunics]

[...

.....yeah, he doesn't believe that. but he'll go with it.]

-But you sing really good.

[kukuku]

Kukuku, the voices of the darkness are always quite adept at elegance!

[tunics]

...So...

As your minion does that mean I can sing too? [he's never tried, really. He's just good at the ocarina.]

Hm.... but next time I'll play my ocarina and you can sing to that.

[kukuku]

Perhaps. [ She has to stop and think for a second before adding. ] What does an ocarina sound like?

[tunics]

[good question! Link smiles at that before taking his out and putting it to his lips, playing it for her. Just a little song for her.]

[doyoufondue]

I didn't know vampires were such good singers.

[kukuku]

Kukuku, such is par for the course for any creature of the night~

[doyoufondue]

So your minions sing too?

[kukuku]

Kukuku, my minions are most excellent vocalists.