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[The very first thing you see isn't the boy himself but ink appearing on the page until the picture above is nearly finished. Yes, he's that good of an artist.

Then the video clicks on and shows a young boy, grinning as he nods at the unfinished picture.]

Four down, ... [He holds his fingers up, counting on them as he names them off in his head.] ...a lot more to go!

[Welcome Raenef.]

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You don't seem very evil.

I am! [ Most insistent on this. In the poutiest voice she can muster. ]

And did you do to become evil?

I'm a vampire, I devour the blood of virgins and wreck destruction across the plains of humanity!

You must be way older than you look!

Have you ever thought of drinking something else? You might like it better. [And less virgins would be killed.]

I'm more than 10,000 years of age, of course I am older than I look!

Hmph, a vampire of my caliper cannot drink but the purest of blood.

Wow, you ARE really old. You're older than anybody I know.

What about milk? It's really good.

A bit of milk mixed with blood would make it creamier.. [ Hmm. ]

[His nose scrunches up.]

Being a vampire must be hard. That sounds really gross.

Such a fine feast is most delickable for a dark lady of the night! [ And tomato-y! ]

What happens if you don't drink the blood? Do you get really old and wrinkly?

No, I just get really hungry.

Then you can eat something that taste better.

It tastes good to a vampire!

Not if it tastes like blood. I think you should drink something else.

Blood tastes good to vampires, just like onions are gross. [ She'll only eat them if Kodaka makes her! ]

Onions ARE gross but tomatoes are really good! Maybe you can just eat those.

[ EXACTLY X) ]

Kukuku, I shall still consume the juice of a thousand souls when the moon rises highest in the kingdom of the velvet night sky.

I wouldn't taste good! I don't eat a lot so I would probably be really dry!

Are you a virgin?

[ She wouldn't ask that if she knew what it meant. ]

Yep!

[He only knows cause he grew up with a lot of boys. If he knew her real age, he wouldn't have answered though.] But I probably wouldn't taste good, anyway.

Kukuku, virgins are the most delicious~ Perhaps I shall devour you when the moon is at its peak!

But I told you I would taste really bad!

You're not a vampire, of course you'd think that!

No, I know it's true!