[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Double-check sometime!)

Imperial blastia labs? Mage? (Sounds like something out of a role-playing game. Do you have a quest for me and I'll get something in return, Ms. Researcher?)

This means you can do magic and stuff, like shoot fire from a staff, right? Oh--and you can call me [What's that, an interference?!] but people just call me Kyon.

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

I dunno about a staff, but yes, I can cast spells. [There's a brief pause as she glows red for a bit and turns behind her.] O flickering blaze, burn! Fire Ball!

[And sure enough, two fireballs shoot from her outstretched hand into a distant stone wall.]

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

[Kyon stares in what you could call anxiety as she casts her spell. In all his crazy days...seeing a mage for the first time, and casting a spell to boot? Right in front of him?

It was really something for him to see.]

...W-woah...

[It wasn't something he meant to come out and say, it was an automatic response, something his body requested. To think, all that talk about how none of this would be possible, now shown to him by some random computer program...

How else does he react to this?]

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

[Rita's blushing a little; is she not used to people being impressed?]

Well, that wasn't that impressive of a spell, honestly, but I'm still working out the formulae for anything really cool. Maybe someday I'll be able to open a portal to hell, or make floods, or whatever, but for right now, I can only do simple stuff.

So what's your story, Kyon? Can you do anything special?

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(--No, I imagine opening portals to hell would disrupt the demons. Who knows what kind of mess you might start! Maybe in an all out war with reality and the afterlife!? How would you even do that?!)

A-ahem. I'm not really any kind of magic swordsman or anything, I'm just your average guy, living a not-so-average life.

(Yeah. That's a good way to put it.)