[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[ video ]

[second_star]

Boo.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

........................

(Did the duck just speak to me.)

...Q-quack.

[ video ]

[second_star]

I don't speak bird.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

[And at that moment HOLY SHIT THIS THING SPEAKS.]

...Please tell me you're not the duck then.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Quack quack?

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

[A sigh.]

(You know, no matter how cool it may be, I don't exactly speak bird either. I don't think anyone does.)

Very funny, mind helping a guy out with this thing?

(I don't recall this being a program the computer club ran...)

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

Oh look, we got another one.

Welcome to insanity.

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Trust me, I've been to insanity already. Still there.)

..."Got another one?"

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

You're now part of what claims to be a trans-dimensional chat community.

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

............

[Just another day in the life.]

(...Yup, it would be. That would probably explain why I couldn't uninstall it.)

Wait, wait wait. Are you telling me you're from another dimension? What are you, a time traveler? Another alien?

...Space invader?

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

Researcher, for the Imperial blastia labs. And a mage. Rita Mordio, at your service.

I don't know what you mean by "space invader," though; people don't live in space. At least not where I'm from.

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Double-check sometime!)

Imperial blastia labs? Mage? (Sounds like something out of a role-playing game. Do you have a quest for me and I'll get something in return, Ms. Researcher?)

This means you can do magic and stuff, like shoot fire from a staff, right? Oh--and you can call me [What's that, an interference?!] but people just call me Kyon.

[Video]

[blahblahblah]

I dunno about a staff, but yes, I can cast spells. [There's a brief pause as she glows red for a bit and turns behind her.] O flickering blaze, burn! Fire Ball!

[And sure enough, two fireballs shoot from her outstretched hand into a distant stone wall.]

[ video ]

[second_star]

It's not like I really get this place either. Do I look like some tech-savvy guy to you?

[Video]

[lazyfacepalm]

[Kyon stares in what you could call anxiety as she casts her spell. In all his crazy days...seeing a mage for the first time, and casting a spell to boot? Right in front of him?

It was really something for him to see.]

...W-woah...

[It wasn't something he meant to come out and say, it was an automatic response, something his body requested. To think, all that talk about how none of this would be possible, now shown to him by some random computer program...

How else does he react to this?]

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I'd imagine you've been on here much longer than I have, considering I'm just now noticing this thing.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Do you have a computer?

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I do. (Doesn't everyone these days?)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Then you officially know more about this thing than I do.

As far as I can tell...it's some sort of multi-universe community or something.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Alright, you got me. This is a prank right?

(It's probably...not. But one can hope...!)

[ video ]

[second_star]

If it was, I'd still be talking in quacks.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(...It was a worth a shot.)

Guessing you tried to delete it too. You couldn't, right?

(Unless that's also far beyond your technical skills.)

[ video ]

[second_star]

You can't really delete a book.

[video]

[anothersoul]

No one knows how this community really works, I'm afraid.

[video]

[lazyfacepalm]

Think there's a way to get rid of it?

(I'd honestly rather not deal with any multi-verses right now, please.)