[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

........................

(Did the duck just speak to me.)

...Q-quack.

[ video ]

[second_star]

I don't speak bird.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

[And at that moment HOLY SHIT THIS THING SPEAKS.]

...Please tell me you're not the duck then.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Quack quack?

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

[A sigh.]

(You know, no matter how cool it may be, I don't exactly speak bird either. I don't think anyone does.)

Very funny, mind helping a guy out with this thing?

(I don't recall this being a program the computer club ran...)

[ video ]

[second_star]

It's not like I really get this place either. Do I look like some tech-savvy guy to you?

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I'd imagine you've been on here much longer than I have, considering I'm just now noticing this thing.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Do you have a computer?

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I do. (Doesn't everyone these days?)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Then you officially know more about this thing than I do.

As far as I can tell...it's some sort of multi-universe community or something.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Alright, you got me. This is a prank right?

(It's probably...not. But one can hope...!)

[ video ]

[second_star]

If it was, I'd still be talking in quacks.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(...It was a worth a shot.)

Guessing you tried to delete it too. You couldn't, right?

(Unless that's also far beyond your technical skills.)

[ video ]

[second_star]

You can't really delete a book.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Huh? Is it on a (...book?)...

[ video ]

[second_star]

It's not like we have computers over here.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Your world's not so advanced to have a computer but is able to run something like this in a book.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Yeah, don't ask me how it works. I just roll with it.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

You should try building something like a computer then!

(Pitch the idea, you'll be next Microsoft.)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Nah, you're better off suggesting that to our genius mage over there.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Are you talking about Ms. Mordio? Do you know her?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Yeah, I guess. We're traveling together. It's a long story.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Really? I'd like to hear it sometime.

(It could be my ticket for this thing to get out of my life. Temporarily.)

Eloping off together?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Hell no. [ She's not even that cute. ] We're just both after the same thing. Chasing a blastia thief across the continent.

To make things better, we have a kid guild member, a princess, and a dog. Oh, and we're being chased by knights, the Blood Alliance, and anyone else we probably beat up on the way.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...

This...really sounds like some kind of video game...