[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[ video ]

[second_star]

You say that like magic is a bad thing.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

It's not like we're talking flashy fire spells. In fact, I'm not even sure of it myself.

(It's...really hard to explain. I'd like to call is a phenomenon, but...)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Not like I'm gonna make fun of you for it. Shoot.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(I really feel like I shouldn't bother, but...)

If you insist.

If I told you I knew someone who could alter the world in any way she wanted, another someone who's part of some Organization--esper--, and someone else who's also an alien...would you believe me? I also happened to run into a time traveler too.

[ video ]

[second_star]

No.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(So quick!)

...Me either. Too bad its all true. And the iron-clad rule is that that girl-who-can-alter-the-world can't know she can. So the time traveler, esper, and alien I was talking about? Yeah, they're all watching over her.

And somehow I got dragged into all this.

[ video ]

[second_star]

This chick with a god-complex is probably just some bossy girl with a yellow headband who thinks she's entitled to everything. She probably also loves harassing other people too, girls especially.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Okay, that's way too close to the mark to just be a coincidence.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Nah, it's just an example.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

More like fact, you just hit the nail on the head!

(Seriously! Do you know her!? Have you been watching me go through my suffering!?)

[ video ]

[second_star]

...Wow. Guess you do have it rough though.

I don't really know if I can believe the whole, aliens, espers, and time travelers thing. We just don't have that stuff here.

Different world though, I guess.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Maybe I'll show you sometime, its really something you can only see once in your life.

(That's one too many.)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Why? Is the alien secretly a cute girl or something? Or the time traveler doesn't know what they're doing?

I don't even know what an esper is but sounds like some shady guy.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

..........

First things first, the time traveler is actually seriously cute! (Nagato secretly a cute girl? ...Well, I can see it definitely, hell maybe she could be some shy bookworm in some other dimension.)

[ video ]

[second_star]

I was just giving an example, no need to get so defensive.

But yeah. If you have that kind of stuff, you'll fit in pretty well around here. We have robots, monsters, witches, you name it.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Santa Claus?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Oh come on. He doesn't exist. [ Smirk. ]

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Right. Just making sure, you might have fought an evil Santa Claus out for your blood or something.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Oh come on. That sounds like something from a bad kids book. I fight tougher monsters, you know.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Sounds rough. Golems? Skeletons with a plethora of swords?

...Robbers?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Yes, no, yes.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Not really as good at it as you are, am I.)

That last one didn't sound like a "tougher monster."

[ video ]

[second_star]

It's not like I get to pick my enemies. That second one doesn't even exist. [ Because 360 version got shafted. ]

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(It's hard to tell what exists and what doesn't anymore!)

It...was pretty ridiculous.

Got a name for me? I figure after all this time I could get one.

[ video ]

[second_star]

I guess you're right. I'm Yuri Lowell.