[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[ video ]

[second_star]

I was just giving an example, no need to get so defensive.

But yeah. If you have that kind of stuff, you'll fit in pretty well around here. We have robots, monsters, witches, you name it.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Santa Claus?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Oh come on. He doesn't exist. [ Smirk. ]

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Right. Just making sure, you might have fought an evil Santa Claus out for your blood or something.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Oh come on. That sounds like something from a bad kids book. I fight tougher monsters, you know.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Sounds rough. Golems? Skeletons with a plethora of swords?

...Robbers?

[ video ]

[second_star]

Yes, no, yes.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Not really as good at it as you are, am I.)

That last one didn't sound like a "tougher monster."

[ video ]

[second_star]

It's not like I get to pick my enemies. That second one doesn't even exist. [ Because 360 version got shafted. ]

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(It's hard to tell what exists and what doesn't anymore!)

It...was pretty ridiculous.

Got a name for me? I figure after all this time I could get one.

[ video ]

[second_star]

I guess you're right. I'm Yuri Lowell.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I'm known by Kyon by pretty much everyone, so just call me that.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Huh. For some reason I was expecting John Smith, or something normal like that.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Do I just look that normal to get some average name like that...

(That's a standard western name too! You could've at least made it Japanese! Rest assured, my real name is as majestic and awesome as you can think!)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Can you summon demons? Fly without wings? Invisibility?

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Do I also look like I can do any of that.)

...I'll have you know I commend myself in the art of making paper airplanes.

[ video ]

[second_star]

John Smith would be ashamed.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Like anyone named John Smith could do any of that!

(Anyone with a normal name like that has gotta be some type of uninteresting guy who no one would remember.)

[ video ]

[second_star]

Come on, Kyo, believe in yourself!

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Yeah, I'll be sure to tell you when I've turned into John Smith and somehow managed to do something incredible.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Don't worry, I'm not holding my breath.

[ video ]

[lazyfacepalm]

(For the sake of your health, that's a good idea.)

...Oh brother.

[ video ]

[second_star]

Looks like you'll get along just fine here.