[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

I see.

You must...really like ducks, huh.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Nah. Bats are way better.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(What are you looking for ducks for?!)

...Don't tell me. Vampire.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Yuuup. Got it in one.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(I...You know what, screw it. I give up.)

Should I be worried? I sort of need my blood for normal human things.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Oh, yeah, I'll totally suck your blood out through bendy straws or whatever.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

This is the part where I beg for my life, isn't it? "My blood doesn't even taste good!"

...or something like that, I suppose.

(A bendy straw? This just gets even more weirder. Vampire use their teeth. What kind of vampire are you, huh?!)

[vid]

[whysomean]

Oh, oh, if you had a stake or garlic or something, you could fight me.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Call me Alucard, I'll bring a whip too.)

I'd rather not fight anything like that. What if you surprise me? Not everyone carries things like that on their person at all times.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Sucks for you.

[: D]

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Very funny. It's a good thing you're over there and I'm over here.)

Mai buroddo das naut tasuto goddo.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Yeah, seriously, blood tastes kinda gross. I just drink it for the color.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

Excuse me.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Yeah? What?

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

What kind of vampire doesn't like blood?!

[vid]

[whysomean]

Uh. My kind? What kinda... oh, hey, you're human, aren't ya?

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Did you not notice the flesh?!)

Yeah, I am. Go figure.

[vid]

[whysomean]

[Shrug.]

We don't really get many of those around here.

[Or any, except one.]

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

I would think a world with vampires in it wouldn't get many of us either.

(Hey. Guy talking. Look at yourself.)

Looks like you don't get to feed yourself very often.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Nah, dude, so long as I've got crayons or markers or apples or whatever, I'm all set.

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

...Seriously. Are you really a vampire?

[vid]

[whysomean]

Lump yeah I am! Name's Marceline the Vampire Queen.

vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Not only is she a vampire, but a queen at that?! Man, what am I getting myself into...)

Just call me Kyon. High school student.

[vid]

[whysomean]

Surrounded by weirdos, huh?

[vid]

[lazyfacepalm]

(If only you had an idea.)

I guess having students all around would be weird for you.