[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

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[tenminutes]

They're just names of people at the community! Mine's Yuri. Yuri Nakamura. Though some people call my Yurippe so you can call me that too. Japanese formalities are kind of useless after you're dead.

[ Yuri pauses for a second. She didn't catch his name, but Haruhi did tell her not to recruit certain people from the SOS Brigade. ] Mikuru's a girl's name and she said Koizumi had been here before. Yuki could be either and Kyon doesn't even sound like a real name, so that'd mean you're either Yuki or Kyon, right?

[lazyfacepalm]

...She told you about us. (That damn Haruhi!)

[tenminutes]

Of course. We were staking out who the both of us weren't allowed to recruit. Primary SOS Brigade members are off-limits for the DDD and SSS. Just like if she were still here, she wouldn't be allowed to recruit any SSS members.

[lazyfacepalm]

Guess it'd be sort of like betrayal on both parts. (Listen to me, it's not a battlefront war group we're in! It's just a school club! You're allowed to join more than one club you know!

Sigh. Not like I was any interested in joining in the first place. Although it'd be something to observe, that's for sure.)

It's Kyon, by the way. (See, I'd probably care more about Koizumi being here--he was already suspect as it may--but I doubt I'd get anywhere trying to see what HE did of all things.)

[tenminutes]

What the hell kind of name is Kyon anyway?

[ Maybe she should come up with a nickname for him. Kyon-rin. Kyon-pi. Kyo-nii. That sounded way too weird and she was pretty sure she was older anyway. Kyoko, if Kyon was a girl. That would be too easy though. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Ask my little sister, not me. It's a nickname that got spread, to my dismay.

(Please, tell me if you have anything better.

...No, you might think of something even scarier...)

[tenminutes]

Kyororin.

[ She's going with it. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

What.

[tenminutes]

[ Again. Total poker face. ]

Kyororin.

[lazyfacepalm]

That doesn't even sound any better!

(To think that I had hope SHE'D release this curse of a name! Now it's even worse!)

[tenminutes]

Sure it does! In fact, I'm going to tell everyone to start calling you that!

[lazyfacepalm]

Give me a break! I'd rather have everyone call me by my stupid nickname than that!

(Nyoro~n!)

[tenminutes]

What's that Kyororin? I can't hear you over the sound of how much longer your new name is.

[lazyfacepalm]

(There's no sound to that.)

...No wonder you two got along.

[tenminutes]

It's not like she was hard to get along with in general. [ Yuri thought, anyway. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

I...never thought I would hear that from someone... (Ever.)

--No one has to hear that name ever again, okay?!

[tenminutes]

I thought you were in her group? Aren't you guys friends?

Okay! [ AHA. ]