[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

Comments

[lazyfacepalm]

(Make it a fact, we don't need anymore witches running around.)

So if we all start doing crazy inhumane things, it's possible to become an oni or something.

[denies]

So that's your lifelong goal, huh? I guess it's a little different from the usual dream of becoming a superstar or something, good for you.

[lazyfacepalm]

No. Not an oni. Never. Ever. Why.

[denies]

I don't know, horns might look good on you.

[lazyfacepalm]

Do I look like some sort of evil villain to you?

[denies]

Just try an evil villain speech on for size and we'll see.

[lazyfacepalm]

Play the hero for me, and I'll see what I can do.

(For the sake of both our mind and soul, pray to Buddha, Mohammed, whatever you believe in! Do not do this.)

[denies]

[ no, no, kyon, you don't get it-- that sounds too much like a challenge, and THE USHIROMIYA ONE WINGED EAGLE NEVER GIVES UP..!! (okay, maybe she's just bored instead.)

so she clears her throat, and then, in the most unenthusiastic tone possible-- ]

"This is where it ends, evil villain."

[lazyfacepalm]

(Why me.)

"Hahahaha. Do you think you can strike back. You are nothing but a foolish bystander."

(What is a man, Ushiromiya-san!?)

[denies]

... I get the feeling you're not really trying hard for this. [ SAYS WHO. ]

[lazyfacepalm]

Oh I'm dying for this part, Ushiromiya.

[denies]

Then you could give it a little extra, right? Just try some evil villain laugh.

[lazyfacepalm]

"Hahaha."

[denies]

.. I give up. Maybe you should take up a different hobby than acting.