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[thats_brutal]

[The feed cuts in on... Finland. What? Nathan stands at a podium about to deliver a ****ing speech.]

[As a tree flies past Nathan's head he turns and looks up to see... a ****ing troll]

****.

((OOC: Feed will cut out at 3:58. Small bump for Nathan and Charles. As always **** = curses censored by guitar screech. Are all those rolling black clouds and the freaking troll a result of Nathan Explosion's most brutal singing or that empathetic environment virus going around? That's for you to decide.

Hint: It's not the virus

Also I highly encourage you to watch the rest of the episode. Enjoy!))

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

[Ah, yes.

This is why he doesn't listen to rock music.]

[thats_brutal]

[It's not rock. It's metal]

[dekillerqueen]

[Same difference to him, alas.]

[ninjamanager]

[the clouds are particularly dense and threatening around Charles - but they're not storming, they're just ... there, and ominous. he looks up at the GINORMOUS lake troll and just ... starts backing toward the bus]

Okay. Come on, Nathan. Back on the Dethbus. Let's go.

Let's go.

Llllllet's go.

[thats_brutal]

[yeah. Still staring]

Charles...

[ninjamanager]

[good God that thing is kind of close. for ... a forty foot troll, anyway. he can't help but think there should be a joke somewhere here with the punchline "anywhere it wants". but this is definitely no time to get punchy. he's got to work. he's got to focus. he's got to not flip his shit about there being an actual real live very deadly troll right the fuck THERE.]

Yyyyes, Nathan.

[kukuku]

Kukuku, to awaken such a powerful minion of the darkness, you must truly be a formidable force from the depths of Hell~

[ninjamanager]

[kid, you've got no idea]

[kukuku]

Are you one of his lesser minions?

[thats_brutal]

I.. wait... I what? I didn't... Did... I... uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh wait maybe I did. What the **** did that book say...

[kukuku]

It would certainly appear as though you had. Such a feat is not normally capable by accident!

[ Losing cool points already with her, she thought it was on purpose.. ]

[mightletyouknowme]

Can you even read?

[thats_brutal]

Of course I can ****ing read. I wrote the ****ing song, didn't I?

[mightletyouknowme]

You couldn't even read your own speech.

[soulfist]

Oh~ Looks like you've got a new friend.

[thats_brutal]

[He watches as the troll throws a boulder that crushes a handful of townspeople]

Friend. Right.

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[second_star]

[ He's stuck somewhere between laughing at their "speech" and just...confused by the troll. ]

So...

Is this a daily thing for you guys or what?

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[thats_brutal]

Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh no. The troll thing's new.

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[second_star]

Figured. How are ya guys gonna put it back?

[ninjamanager]

Not, ah.

Not exactly, no.

[second_star]

That thing looked like it belonged in some fantasy kid book or something. I thought your world was more normal.

[trickstering]

[it looks like a fire giant, those bitches]

[thats_brutal]

[Don't **** with Mustakrakish, man, he will **** you up]

[trickstering]

[Yeah it looks like you're handling it anyway]

[ninjamanager]

[if you have experience in getting rid of these things, man, he'll take it. he's watching their profits plummet by the second, inversely proportionate to the body count]