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[notmyfirstrodeo]

Damn it.

Have the rest of you seen the latest script revisions? Anyone?

I mean, I should've seen it coming. Joss fucking Whedon. Did you guys know about this? Was there a death pool? ...I said death pool not Deadpool shut up.

Damn it though. I was looking forward to the sequels too. Well, at least I go out with a bang.

Time to start practicing my death gurgle.

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condolences and appropriately grief-stricken mourning go here

[notmyfirstrodeo]

[6collegecredits]

Do you need training for that? Death gurgling?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

You know I actually had a seminar on it once?

[likethetragedy]

You actually stay dead in your movies?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

When you're a lovable side character, I'm afraid so.

...then again I wouldn't put surprise resurrection out of the realm of possibility entirely.

[seasaltzombie]

They're killing you off?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

They are. I thought I'd dodged the bullet. Pardon the pun.

[rockstark]

Could be worse, I have to apparently sit around for three minutes eating Middle Eastern food. Is this a movie, or the Food Network? And I'm on an ayurvedic diet, this is so gonna throw off my doshas.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Oh man I don't even have that scene in my script. What the hell.

Talk to props, I'm sure they can... ayurvedic up something.

[the_right_push]

Seriously? Man that sucks. I feel you, though. I've died in a lot of the shit I've been in. Hey, maybe the fans will start a campaign or something to bring you back.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Hey maybe. Think they like me enough? I mean, I'm pretty endearing.

[kittyhell]

[She's under the impression that there's a virus. Though she can't help wondering if this isn't a prelude to something as well.]

I'd give you one of my lives, but I'm not sure that's going to work if it's something like this.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Still appreciate the thought though. I can always hope that it's a fake-out. Oooh, or maybe I could have an alternate universe self. Or an evil twin.

[pikapikapikarin]

What. They're killing you off? That's a load. Remind me never to work with Whedon.

But then again my sis and I are Japanese so the chance of that is low.

Ugh. I'm going to be pissed when I see this movie aren't I?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Seriously. Get the script up front with that man. He's a death machine.

Nah, I think it ought to turn out pretty great really.

[ms_potts]

Right. The movie I spend being T & A and staring dramatically at a TV screen.

Sorry to hear about the re-write. Don't you get any say at all?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Staring very dramatically.

But ah, no. I've seen wardrobe. Who wears short-shorts?

Nah, not really my purview. But hey, drama is good for the storyline.

[iwontforgivethis]

Obviously you'll just need to take the lead role in whatever movie you end up doing next so the producers can scream at how they let it happen.

Especially since your studio for this one only does one set of movies.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Not sure I'm the leading man type. Though I do pull off a good snarky side role.

[doyoufondue]

Geez. What are they doing? I thought you were safe.

Is it a death with plausible revival in it? Do you fall off something? People never die when they fall off something.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

So did I.

Well, it's a Marvel production so revival's always possible, isn't it? No falling. Stabbing. Meaningful last words. Whole shebang.

[nofondueforyou]

Script revisions?

What are you talking about, Agent?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

[Agent, huh? Cute, Peggy.]

The latest draft has come in. It looks like Coulson isn't long for this world.

[makewayforroze]

You die?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

At current. Could revise again, but I think this one is sticking. We're mid-production.

[deadlydoctor]

You should make it really dramatically so you are remembered.

Or go out with a literal bang and blow up something.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Oh it's written very dramatically. I'm hoping I can give it the gravitas it needs.

There's a bang too. Not bad at all.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Ah, that's too bad. I loved your character.

You die in the comics...?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

I was kind of fond of him too. BUt I'm obviously biased.

Character isn't comic-based. Movie version came first, though that little bit they did with Fury and the events between the last couple movies and this one, he shows up in that.

voice;

[hulk]

Don't get too down. There's always retcons. I mean, I know it's now regular comics, but close enough? So.

voice;

[notmyfirstrodeo]

No, you've got a point. Wouldn't be Marvel without a retcon. Or an AU. Or someone coming back from the dead.