(no subject)

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Damn it.

Have the rest of you seen the latest script revisions? Anyone?

I mean, I should've seen it coming. Joss fucking Whedon. Did you guys know about this? Was there a death pool? ...I said death pool not Deadpool shut up.

Damn it though. I was looking forward to the sequels too. Well, at least I go out with a bang.

Time to start practicing my death gurgle.

Comments

[notmyfirstrodeo]

[Agent, huh? Cute, Peggy.]

The latest draft has come in. It looks like Coulson isn't long for this world.

[nofondueforyou]

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? And what do you mean, a draft has come in? A draft for what?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Third person? [What now?] ...a draft for the script.

Are you all right? You're not having virus issues are you? [SWING AND A MISS COULSON.]

[nofondueforyou]

I don't think I'm the one with virus issues. [ sigh, not this again. At least there's no sign of a skirt. yet ] The script for what, exactly?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Are you sure?

[He's sorry, Peggy. He really is.]

The newest movie. Big ensemble piece.

[nofondueforyou]

Quite sure.

[ she is getting such a headache. The words 'blood' and 'stone' are coming to mind... ] I rather gathered it would be a script for a film, Agent Coulson.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

The Avengers. [His eyebrows lift.] The one they're pooling all the prior casts into. Ironman, Hulk, Thor, Captain America. The whole gang.

[nofondueforyou]

The Avengers? Never heard of it. And I have no idea who or what Iron Man or Hulk are.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

...Ironman. Stark's alter ego?

Are you sure you're feeling all right?

[nofondueforyou]

I wasn't aware he had an alter ego.

Quite alright, thank you, Agent Coulson.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

It is hard to tell. Behind the, you know, actual ego. But yeah, there's an alter one too.

Well good, glad to hear it.

[nofondueforyou]

I see. And it's called Ironman?

Are you?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

That's right. Not actually made of iron I guess? I don't know, there's a line about that in there somewhere.

Of course. Never better.

[nofondueforyou]

[ she is so confused;; ] I'll take your word for it.

That's good. Do you feel any...different than usual?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

[Sorry, Peggy. He'll apologize forever once this is over.]

Hmm? Well, suddenly concerned about my employment future. But other than that, never better.

[nofondueforyou]

[ i'm looking forward to that conversation xD ]

I don't think that will be anything to worry about. Give it a few days and I'm sure things will have calmed down. [ aka you will no longer be virused and talking nonsense ]