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[jailbirds]

[ hey, look! it's everyone's favourite jailbird making a video appearance. ]

Hey. I've got two things to say, so shut up and listen for five minutes before you all end up distracted by some bullshit like a bunch of retarded kids. Okay?

[ she holds up one finger. ] Firstly, Halloween's coming up, isn't it? So, let's start taking bets on what the community's gonna do to fuck around with us this year. I'm saying we get stuck in a bunch of different types of horror movies. Slashers and stuff, you know? But then again, I'm not a Westerner, so there are probably Halloween traditions and stuff I don't know about.

Come on, make a guess. We've only got thirty days left.

And two - [ she holds up a second finger. ] If I started a serious DDD Fight Club, which of you losers would join in? I'm not saying 24/7, I've got a prison life of my own to lead here, but maybe it'd meet up once a month. Cross took me to one once and then I watched that movie, so I could make it work. No powers or anything, just straight out brawls.

If any stupid asshole even jokes about saying, "the first rule of Fight Club is," I'll personally worldhop over to you and punch you in the dick and/or cunt. Just tell me if you're interested or not, 'cause I'm dying for a fight.

That's all. It'd be nice if you could answer before you all go back to being drooling idiots, but I'm not holding out hope here. Just do your best.

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

If it turns us into monsters, I'm not going to be happy.

[jailbirds]

Aah, like a "you are your costume" deal? I wouldn't put it past this place.

[mightletyouknowme]

And some idiots will pick costumes that will make it harder on us.

...But I bet some are going to be really cute, too.

[jailbirds]

Make a PSA before the 31st, then. Tell everyone not to dress up like the fucking Devil if we're having a party.

Holy shit, don't get too excited about it. The catgirls might think you're being creepy.

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[second_star]

Halloween, huh...Guess it wouldn't be weird if it did stick us into some pretty horrific stuff. [ Not like it worried him. ] I don't know what it could really do to my world, we've already got monsters all over the place here.

[jailbirds]

Maybe it'd turn you into the murderer and lock you up in a house with a few of us. That'd be exciting, right?

[second_star]

We're the excitement in that? It'd be over in five minutes. I thought the community liked watching us suffer.

[jailbirds]

Are you implying that I can't take you down, or that you'd lose too quickly?

[ it better not be the first one, because that smile is promising pain. ]

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[chestboard]

Oh oh, I want to be apart of a club!

[jailbirds]

... Can you even hit a girl?

[chestboard]

Ihihi.... ah come on....

....It's hard, but I have. One time Beato pissed me off way too much. I slapped her pretty good.

[jailbirds]

Can you hit me?

[material_guy]

I'd be in for takin' bets on a fight club but I dunno about fighting girls... For the Halloween thing, maybe someone'll do a party and we'll get a pass. That's happened before, too. Wonder what'd be more fun, a party of this place's screwin' around... It'd be a shame to throw a party to cock-block it if it's gonna be fun, y'know?

[jailbirds]

As a girl, I'm offended that you wouldn't punch me in the face.

Has anyone been talking about a party? It's kinda weird that no one's tried to organise one yet.

[material_guy]

Y'know, I get that a lot... For the party thing, it's still early in the month. This year they had a Halloween party on Valentine's Day, so maybe they're tryin' to figure out what to make this one. If it's gonna end up a romantic thing I'd rather take the virus.

[jailbirds]

Oh, come on. If it's just me, couldn't you do it? I mean, what if I kicked you in the crotch or something? I'll agree with you on a creepy Halloween virus being better than any romantic bullshit, though.

[croibhristeoir]

I'm not sure what Halloween is, but regarding your second point I would certainly be interested in a few sparring matches.

[jailbirds]

Cool. I never did get to fight you, huh.

[croibhristeoir]

Are you really sure it's such a good idea? Far be it from me to stop a girl who really wants to fight me, but I wouldn't want to actually hurt anyone.

[papshooshing]

What's Halloween?

[jailbirds]

Some Western holiday on October 31st. I don't know what started it, but nowadays it's all about scary shit - ghosts and monsters, y'know? People dress up in costumes and watch horror movies and stuff.

For us, the community has a special event. I've seen a few parties, and we got stuck in a haunted house last year.

[papshooshing]

...Great. Even more ridiculous shit to look forward to.

[tenminutes]

Depends, are all of the people with super-powers going to be beating our asses because they can do whatever they want without having to do more than lift a finger?

[ Because frankly, there's a level of what's humanly possible and what they can do. She could train every minute of every day of every year and not get up to their level. ]

[jailbirds]

Dunno. Wouldn't it just be super-strength and invulnerability that are problems? We can deal with it if we actually get someone like that. Maybe there's a way to suppress their powers or something.

[tenminutes]

That'd be pretty dangerous considering some of the guys on the community. [ A few of which are in the DDD, actually. ] Maybe if the two of us just never told anyone what it was it would work though!