39; turducken vs crow; caw caw motherfuckers; blame the cueball

[sandinmyboots]

[ The community is treated to a spectacular, hammy, battle of epic proportions. It's a final boss vs final boss fight. Magic and flares and danmaku make impossible patterns in the night sky all the way up to the stratosphere; the resulting image is a wash of vibrant colors on a black canvas. ] Kefka....! [ Suddenly from no where- klaxons blare twice and radioactive caution symbols appear. In contrast to how she so passionately stated his name, she wickedly grins now as she points upwards. ] Prepare yourself.

[ After a moment of gathering energy, she makes a fist, and a chain of explosions occur. A sun explodes into existence above her, then another one, then another one, and she wields them effortlessly. These are her weapons, and she mercilessly throws them towards him. ]

[Kefka, six-winged and panting, dodges one sun, then gestures, casts, shoots a line of lightning at her. She attack connects but does little damage, and she laughs. He dodges the second sun and volleyballs a fireball at her, which she waves away. He then gets hit in the face with the third sun and does a backflip onto his face in midair. He shoves himself up; blood runs down his nose and over his mouth.]

That's it! The end comes near!

[Kefka starts chanting and gesturing; his eyes glow as he prepares this attack. Okuu prepares her own sun attack and - ]

Forsaken!

[Bronze energy bursts from him in a sphere; it knocks Okuu flat on her ass, which gives Kefka time to fly over and whap her upside the head.]

What are you doing?!

[ Needless to say she had not been expecting to be hit so easily and so suddenly. The attack leaves her stunned, but the hit to the head seems to literally knock sense into her. ] Unyu... I was... [ She rubs her head, glaring a him, the suns that still burn, and then him again. She seems to be putting two and two together. ] Attacking you! I was attacking you! And then I was going to eat you afterwards....'cause someone told me you are a god.

Just because I'm a god doesn't mean I'm delicious. I barely have any meat on me anyway. [He lifts his shirt; his ribs are showing. Then he shoves it back down.] Who's the jerk going around spreading rumors that I'm the Thanksgiving turducken?

[ A thanksgiving what? Utsuho scratches her head, apparently thinking. ] Mm, that one guy who talks in white...

Him again?! That's it! I'm tired of his chocobo crap! Let's feed him to you instead! [Kefka offers his hand to Utsuho so she can get up and they can go beat Doc Scratch together.

On Utsuho's end, her eyes light up at that. It sounds like a perfect idea! She takes the hand, standing up. A cannon begins to form around her arm. ] I don't know if fried cue-ball head tastes good or not, but we'll find out!

Comments

action and stuff also 1/2

[omnomsgods]

[ With her arm cannon fully formed, she's ready to go--! ]

1/3 i lied

[omnomsgods]

[ Except she doesn't know where Doc Scratch's world is exactly, so for the moment the energy leaves her. She turns to kefka, tilting her head. ] Ah..

[omnomsgods]

I know how to worldhop but...

[unknownrival]

What are you two doing. What are you all doing. Why are you being ridiculous.

[sandinmyboots]

Fighting to the death, going to get revenge, he started it and I'm finishing it. He has done nothing but hurt people I like and pick fights for the entire time I've known him, and I may as well give her dinner and a show while we're out there. Did you see her fighting?

[kefka, are you planning another lolinapping]

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

We were fighting and then we stopped. [ NODNOD. GJ, okuu. ]

video;

[selfished]

[ Kyouko is just popcorn.gif-ing it up in here.

.. No, she is. Literally. She's watching this eating popcorn with a huge grin on her face.. ]

Man, now this is what I call entertainment!

video;

[sandinmyboots]

We did a pretty good job, didn't we? Her fighting's practically an art form!

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

I could fight all day if I wanted to...!

[yacantdoitkid]

What the fuck, man, I leave for like 20 minutes to take care of shit--

[sandinmyboots]

Calm down, Jecht, no one died and nothing important got hurt. We just lost a turret.

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

Oi, you forgot to finish your sentence...

[video]

[aquaticrush]

Um.

[video]

[sandinmyboots]

Um, what?

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ Have a head tilt. ]

[not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Turducken and fried cue-ball head.

Congratulations, you two, you've given Karen enough of a headache to keep her from responding.]

[not here]

[sandinmyboots]

[A WINNER IS US?]

[docfoul]

I can assure you that Kefka is more meaty than I am. Granted, most people are.

[sandinmyboots]

Then we'll use your corpse to cook her a proper meal!

Permavid;

[omnomsgods]

...But it's true he's not meaty enough.

[ CONFUZZLED, this one is. ]

permavid

[windgodgirl]

I see you've found something to alleviate your boredom. [okuu......]

[sandinmyboots]

Excuse us, princess, but some of us only do boring things like kill people and become gods.

permavid

[omnomsgods]

Ha, and it's all thanks to that guy who talks in white!

[tenminutes]

I'm going to just worldhop over and punch all of you one of these days.

[docfoul]

If that includes me, you may want to hurry up.

[delilahs_reaper]

So, dare I ask why rumors of you being a poultry dish are being spread?

[sandinmyboots]

Because someone wanted me to get eaten up.