[video]

[madeitsquare]

[... Huh. Odd video here. Looks kind of like... Scrooge is recording this inside a tiny locked room?]

I've gotta be quick. My nephews caught wind of what I'm planning to do, and they want to stop me, but I have to do this!

Somebody, go on a date with me. I'll pay.

[THIS IS THE MOST DASTARDLY VIRUS EVER.]

Comments

[didiscareyouyet]

Hey, mister, are you okay?

[madeitsquare]

For now, I am.

[didiscareyouyet]

If you're that lonely, you can play with me.

[madeitsquare]

Bah! Do I look like I've got the time to play with little children? I didn't even when I was a child!

[didiscareyouyet]

I'm not a kid and it's better than being alone, right? You wouldn't even have to pay me.

[madeitsquare]

Not a kid? You said you wanted to play.

[didiscareyouyet]

You don't have to be a kid to like games...

[madeitsquare]

Oh, I see. You're just like my nephew, aren't you?

[didiscareyouyet]

Maybe? I don't know him.

[madeitsquare]

He's a lazy bum!

[didiscareyouyet]

Hey! I'm not a lazy bum! I'm a demon lord!

[madeitsquare]

You're what?

[didiscareyouyet]

A terrifying demon lord!

[madeitsquare]

And you wanted to play with me?!

[didiscareyouyet]

It's a big castle and I get bored when I'm not studying.

[madeitsquare]

What does a demon lord even need to study for?

[didiscareyouyet]

Magic and how to be a demon lord, the right way.

[madeitsquare]

What's the wrong way?

[didiscareyouyet]

You have to be scary and make other people afraid of you. If you don't, they'll just mock you and make fun of you.

[madeitsquare]

... Well, that sounds about right for a demon lord.