[video]

[madeitsquare]

[... Huh. Odd video here. Looks kind of like... Scrooge is recording this inside a tiny locked room?]

I've gotta be quick. My nephews caught wind of what I'm planning to do, and they want to stop me, but I have to do this!

Somebody, go on a date with me. I'll pay.

[THIS IS THE MOST DASTARDLY VIRUS EVER.]

Comments

[madeitsquare]

... I'll think about it.

[material_guy]

...You're not really listening, are you?

No wonder you have problems scoring a date.

[madeitsquare]

I didn't ask for your opinion!

[material_guy]

It's a freebie, comes with the date.

[madeitsquare]

And here I thought I'd never say no to a freebie.