video; halloween virus

[second_star]

[ The video shows Yuri standing in front of the camera, which is at eye level and completely motionless as if it was sitting on a tripod or being held by someone with uncanny stillness. He looks a little uncomfortable — embarrassed even? There’s an obvious pout on his face. ]

Isn’t this more your kind of stuff? Why do I have to be the one to do it? [ He tries to sound grumpy, but it's obvious he's just uncomfortable. He shoots a questioning look towards whoever is holding the camera. ]

[ there’s a slight pause before that person speaks. ]

… Well, why would I do it? You know I prefer to stay off the stage.

[ It’s Bernkastel. ]

[ There was a sigh from him. He really shouldn’t have been surprised, when it came down to it, he was the more social out of the two of them. He faced the camera, a stoic expression on his face. ]

Hi. Bernkastel and I are engaged. Later. [ He said, in a completely serious voice. He blinked, now addressing the camera lady once more. ] That good enough for you?

… It gets the point across, so it’s fine. [ Here, the video goes dark... although, it seems that it’s still recording. ] Did you really have to make it sound like you’re about to be executed, though...?

[ There’s a chuckle. ] I’m just bad at this, that’s all. I’m really happy too.

Ah, don’t go all out in the other direction either. [ She giggles. ] Something that’s too sentimental might just make my ears rot and drop off.

[ And the recording stops entirely. Replies will come from both Yuri and Bernkastel.]

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

So this is who it is. I guess you were finally telling the truth.

[second_star]

See? I told you to just wait a little bit.

[mightletyouknowme]

When is it? We have to make sure not to have it at the same time.

[pawful]

... Oh? Was he talking about this before today?

[ Yuri X( ]

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[archicheck]

What??? [She's holding a clipboard which she looks down at in disappointment.]

Are you sure you're engaged?

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[second_star]

Wouldn't have a ring on my hand if I wasn't. We just said we were, didn't we?

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[pawful]

Of course we are. This isn't something to joke about.

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[jailbirds]

[ kind of horrified staring....... ]

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[second_star]

What's with the look, Minatsuki?

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[pawful]

[ kind of lineface staring back... ]

Permavid;

[healinguilt]

...And this makes four to the current trend. Mr. Lowell and Ms. Bernkastel, it's highly possible your engagement is only due to the community's work.

[ Also you, young lady, look way too young to be getting married. :| ]

[second_star]

That's rude, we've been hitting it off for a while, Doc.

[ 21 year old man and 1000+ year old witch, nothing strange. ]

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[pawful]

[ excuse you :| ]

"Highly possible?" But, that isn't "certain," right...?

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[chestboard]

Ah, I see I see you're getting married....

2/3

[chestboard]

[....eh?

WAIT!!!]

3/3

[chestboard]

You're getting marriiiiiiiied?! Wait wait back up nooooo! To Bern?!

That's fine if you don't mind being married off and put into a logic errooooorrr! That's what she'll do I know iiiit! Nnggouuugghh!

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[denies]

[ ..... ah.

She's not even sure what to think about it, even if she does immediately realise it must be part of some virus with all these people getting engaged around here - if not just for Bernkastel being engaged (of all people) to Yuri (of all people. Well, that at least means she'll get to popcorn at the aftermath, right? No matter how disturbing it is to see this, what were you even thinking, community. ]

Well, this has to take the new top spot of the weirdest things I've ever seen. And that list was already pretty extensive to begin with.

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[second_star]

Oh come on, Ange, you can't even say you're happy for us?

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[pawful]

[ what was it thinking, indeed... ]

We're honored. For a simple announcement to be ranked above "that" wedding, [ Erika and Battler in unholy and unhappy matrimony! ] it's quite significant.

[aquaticrush]

...Um? *Headtilt.*

[second_star]

Yo, Retasu. What's up?

[pawful]

What is it? Are you another disappointed person?

[ifbymyhands]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[second_star]

What's so funny?

[pawful]

[ oops, even under the influence of a virus, Bernkastel hates being laughed at. ]

Are you finished?