dramadramaduck | [accidental video]

[Nathan is clearly unaware that the feed has turned itself on. He's standing in a huge black and red kitchen that has far more spikes and razor sharp table edges than any kitchen has any right to have. There's a cup of coffee steaming on the nearby counter in a mug shaped like his own skull. His focus is not on the coffee, however. At the moment he is attempting to make the most important decision of his day...

what kind of hot pocket he wants for lunch.

He's standing in front of the microwave staring at the two boxes of hot pockets in his hands. Every once in a while his eyes slowly shift from one to the other. After another few minutes he sighs. A few minutes later he mutters softly to himself as he reads the front of one of the boxes. Five minutes later he turns the other box over and reads the ingredients.

This feed has been broadcasting for at least a half an hour and he looks no closer to making a decision than he did when it started.]

((OOC: If no one interrupts him he could be at this for at least 2 hours...))

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Something healthier, perhaps?

[It takes him another minute to look up]

Huh?

You seem, ah, undecided.

Huh? [It takes him another moment. His eyes drift down to the boxes. Oh. right. That. It's another few seconds before replies.]

Uh... yeah...

[So verbose, Nathan.]

... I can only presume your unhealthy lifestyle has taken a toll on your mental capacities - and, doubtlessly, your life expectancy as well.

[He raises an eyebrow]

Are you calling me ****ing stupid?

... [He's also saying Nathan won't live long, but... DETAILS.]

[Well he knows THAT. Have you SEEN his concerts? But that's besides the point. He grunts]

What? I asked you a question.

My apologies.

So are you gonna ****ing answer it or what?

... If I absolutely must, then perhaps I shouldn't have apologised in the first place.

[***damn ****ing confusing asshole mother... He mutters]

douchebag

Excuse me?

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oh man is this really going to happen? 8D;

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not on this dude's watch. pardon me.

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OuO

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... [see Charles. see Charles walk in with his own black nondescript coffee mug.

see Charles look over and furrow his brow briefly]

Uh.

... Nathan?

[oh, sorry, were you trying to get his attention, Charles? He's a little preoccupied by more important things...

er....

yeah that.]

[patience. of. a. SAINT]

Nathan.

Nathan.

[It takes him another minute before his eyes shift up to peer at Charles]

Yeah?

[he raises an eyebrow at the boxes, not really even skipping a beat as he crosses behind him to get the creamer for his coffee]

You had that one yesterday. If that helps.

[Nathan's eyes turn to the one Charles was referring to. He thinks for a moment before realizing the man's right. He grunts and throws it over his shoulder, not even watching as it lands on the stove and... bursts into flame.

He tears the end off the one box in his hand and pulls out the tasty goodness that is hot pockets.]

Thanks. [Hope you didn't want one, Charles, because he's shoving both of them in the microwave.]

.... Don't, uh.

[almost instantly, a Klokateer with a fire extinguisher covered in spikes comes in and takes care of the problem]

Don't mention it. You boys are recording today, right? Yes? Recording?

[Nope. We're ignoring you today. Yes. Ignoring.]

Gonnaaaa ... [he clears his throat a little] ... gonna make some songs, yeah?

[Nathan peers over his shoulder. Why you gotta get on his case, bro? He sighs, rolling his eyes.]

Toki's being a whiney ***** again. [Because that explains EVERYTHING]

[uh oh. this could be trouble.] And what -- what seems to be the problem? What's he whining about?

[please tell him you haven't been hiding his Dethbunny again]

[He rolls his eyes]

Who the **** cares?

[You know. Like he's not supposed to. Except he totally does.... not that he's ever going to admit it... what?]

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