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[material_guy]

Devil's Nest


WEDNESDAY NIGHT - SPEED DATING
Cute girls who have to give you the time of day.
or at least 2 minutes.
Guys who will probably buy you drinks for 2 minutes of company.

TEACHERS WELCOME. 
Show your students how drinking is done and earn their respect outside the classroom. Once they hit the real world your power doesn't exist outside that classroom unless you strut what you have outside it.
Or bitch about the lame teachers who don't come.
Or make sure your not bitched about.

Holy shit your students can be funny drunk you want to see that.



Teatotaling not drinking boring types welcome too!

There is stuff you can't learn in the classroom. Come in regularly for vital lessons that will probably help you more after college then college. Bring a copy of this flyer for free personalized private lesson plan. 

Now Hiring

Servers and Film Stars

 

Get Christmas money, work experience, and tax breaks. Won't effect scholarships. No experience necessary.

Hot prefered, ugly okay. 

 

 

[Copies of the flyer are also distributed physically around campus. Greed will hire just about anybody, so for time's sake, feel free to ease into server roles with others in logs. Interviews can also be played out!]

[The bar is located within walking distance of campus and may or may not be known for a flagrant failure to check IDs. If DwU is not in an American legal setting and drinking is a-go at 18 instead of 21, maybe that's not such a big deal, besides for a few younger freshmen and the occasional child genius.

Frequently open later than liquor sales ordinances technically allow, there are posted hours, but if anybody starts leaving around those times, it's not by any ushering of the staff. Or at least not by any ushering of the staff that the owner endorses.]
 

Comments

[Speed Dating]

[material_guy]

[There's a boy's line and a girl's line; put up a post and go through the lines hitting up others. Nobody's going to stop you from getting in the opposite line if you want to hit up both genders, or if you just happen to stumble into the wrong one due to inebriation, nerves, etc.

Nobody, besides maybe thread-jacking others wanting their turn, will force you to stop after two minutes.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[This is so a legit way to make friends, right? Sure. Come on, be her friend. So, she's in the line necessary to meet girls.]

[the_original_clone]

(Mewtwo walks up to Greed with the flyer floating next to him. He is still in his inhuman form but it now comes equipped with a lab coat.)

Greed, what is all this? I was hoping for a quiet drink and instead I come to find you are trying...this.

[disarmingsmile]

[One Shelly de Killer is currently looking around for whoever wrote this flyer. He looks...

... Not quite determined, no. Maybe "peeved" would be the best word.]

Re: [Speed Dating]

[makewayforroze]

[This new promotion will help her work place out and she can meet people. Not that she'd be totally against...

No, work.]

[didiscareyouyet]

[Raenef will just go through both lines. What's speed dating?]

[jailbirds]

[ you know what she's here for??? drinks. buy her alcohol or she'll spend two minutes kicking you in the shin. ]

[6collegecredits]

[Meeting guys? Darcy loves meeting guys. So she'll be in line for that. Creepers need not apply but she's got her taser pocketed just in case.]

[didiscareyouyet]

[Hope you're not looking for a prince charming cause right now, you get Raenef.]

Hey! I'm Raenef. ]See? Slick.]

[didiscareyouyet]

Hey! I'm Raenef. What's your name?

[He's a real catch, this one.]

[heavenlyhome]

[Well, this would certainly be an amusing way to spend time. A good break from studying. There are familiar faces among the new ones. Perhaps she'll meet someone, perhaps she won't; it's nothing serious, after all.

Laughing softly at her own thoughts, Kasumi looks up and smiles kindly at whoever approaches.]

[jailbirds]

Hello! [ the sweetest smile ever seen. ] I'm thirsty. Strawberry daiquiri, and make it quick.

[didiscareyouyet]

[And he returns it. She's thirsty? Okay, he has some money.]

Okay! Are those good? I never had one.

[He trails off as he goes to get it.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[You get Sena!]

Kashiwazaki Sena. I'm not here for anything weird or anything.

[heavenlyhome]

[Excuse her amusement, but you're really just an adorable young lady, aren't you?]

That's all right. Sena-chan, is it? How are you doing?

[jailbirds]

[ she calls after him, ] Of course they're good. They've got alcohol in them, don't they?

[6collegecredits]

[He's not exactly her type, but she's polite enough.]

It's Darcy. Are you a student, Raenef?

[Speed Dating]

[swordplay]

[Tidus would argue he doesn't need to use speed dating, but it sounds like fun and it's better than anything else, so he's there, talking to anyone who will listen.]

So then this guy sneaks up behind them and screams real loud so that they fall and then I didn't mean to, but I trip and then this girl I liked saw us and there was a bird flying in the sky. It had feathers.

[He'll have to see exactly what he means by film stars later.]

[Speed Dating]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[He's only here because it's hard to say no to Ariadne. That doesn't mean that Arthur has to enjoy this or even talk much. Enjoy spending 2 minutes in silence with him.]

[heavenlyhome]

[Kasumi smiles warmly up at the new person in front of her. He seemed a little shy, so she put in her best effort to be friendly.]

Hello. My name is Kasumi. It's nice to meet you. This is an interesting event, don't you think?

[heavenlyhome]

[Kasumi laughs, enjoying the lively conversation.] That sounds like a lot to happen at once.

[mastercosplay]

[What? She's not underage, she's just short...look at that mustache it's very grown up!]

Mister Greed, I've been taking stock of what we have and what we need to get and we are completely out of Speyside single malts.

[mightletyouknowme]

[You think that cause cute girls get her good side.]

Busy starting up my club but it's good to make time for friend opportunities, like this.

[makewayforroze]

Who is it?

[Spill the dish to Roze, Tidus. Spill.]

[didiscareyouyet]

Okay, I'll try one, too!

[Bar, order, all that fun stuff. And then he's back, two in hand.]

What's your name?