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[material_guy]

Devil's Nest


WEDNESDAY NIGHT - SPEED DATING
Cute girls who have to give you the time of day.
or at least 2 minutes.
Guys who will probably buy you drinks for 2 minutes of company.

TEACHERS WELCOME. 
Show your students how drinking is done and earn their respect outside the classroom. Once they hit the real world your power doesn't exist outside that classroom unless you strut what you have outside it.
Or bitch about the lame teachers who don't come.
Or make sure your not bitched about.

Holy shit your students can be funny drunk you want to see that.



Teatotaling not drinking boring types welcome too!

There is stuff you can't learn in the classroom. Come in regularly for vital lessons that will probably help you more after college then college. Bring a copy of this flyer for free personalized private lesson plan. 

Now Hiring

Servers and Film Stars

 

Get Christmas money, work experience, and tax breaks. Won't effect scholarships. No experience necessary.

Hot prefered, ugly okay. 

 

 

[Copies of the flyer are also distributed physically around campus. Greed will hire just about anybody, so for time's sake, feel free to ease into server roles with others in logs. Interviews can also be played out!]

[The bar is located within walking distance of campus and may or may not be known for a flagrant failure to check IDs. If DwU is not in an American legal setting and drinking is a-go at 18 instead of 21, maybe that's not such a big deal, besides for a few younger freshmen and the occasional child genius.

Frequently open later than liquor sales ordinances technically allow, there are posted hours, but if anybody starts leaving around those times, it's not by any ushering of the staff. Or at least not by any ushering of the staff that the owner endorses.]
 

Comments

[Speed Dating]

[material_guy]

[There's a boy's line and a girl's line; put up a post and go through the lines hitting up others. Nobody's going to stop you from getting in the opposite line if you want to hit up both genders, or if you just happen to stumble into the wrong one due to inebriation, nerves, etc.

Nobody, besides maybe thread-jacking others wanting their turn, will force you to stop after two minutes.]

[mightletyouknowme]

[This is so a legit way to make friends, right? Sure. Come on, be her friend. So, she's in the line necessary to meet girls.]

Re: [Speed Dating]

[makewayforroze]

[This new promotion will help her work place out and she can meet people. Not that she'd be totally against...

No, work.]

[didiscareyouyet]

[Raenef will just go through both lines. What's speed dating?]

[jailbirds]

[ you know what she's here for??? drinks. buy her alcohol or she'll spend two minutes kicking you in the shin. ]

[6collegecredits]

[Meeting guys? Darcy loves meeting guys. So she'll be in line for that. Creepers need not apply but she's got her taser pocketed just in case.]

[heavenlyhome]

[Well, this would certainly be an amusing way to spend time. A good break from studying. There are familiar faces among the new ones. Perhaps she'll meet someone, perhaps she won't; it's nothing serious, after all.

Laughing softly at her own thoughts, Kasumi looks up and smiles kindly at whoever approaches.]

[Speed Dating]

[swordplay]

[Tidus would argue he doesn't need to use speed dating, but it sounds like fun and it's better than anything else, so he's there, talking to anyone who will listen.]

So then this guy sneaks up behind them and screams real loud so that they fall and then I didn't mean to, but I trip and then this girl I liked saw us and there was a bird flying in the sky. It had feathers.

[He'll have to see exactly what he means by film stars later.]

[Speed Dating]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[He's only here because it's hard to say no to Ariadne. That doesn't mean that Arthur has to enjoy this or even talk much. Enjoy spending 2 minutes in silence with him.]

Re: [Speed Dating]

[notjustathief]

[Eames is almost regretting coming. But Arthur had run away from him yet again and it was getting immensely frustrating and dammit, he was lonely. And as much fun as drinking alone in his room might have been, that was probably the saddest possible thing in the world.

So, he went out. Maybe he could find someone new to be the object of his obsession.]

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri is literally here for the sole purpose of trying to piss off Battler. No, just kidding, she actually wants to meet guys so she can get her flirt on a LITTLE bit so that they vote for her in dem ASB elections!!! And even if her boyfriend gets mad, it won't be as bad as if her chosen VP candidate was the one to do this. ]

[glimmerous_fop]

[Between the girl's line and the boy's line there is a middle line made by yours truly. Not that he's here to speed date, mind you, he's not that desperate. It's a social experiment...oh, right, and he's here to drink as well.]

[sunbloom]

[Against her better judgement, Itsuki's here, with a messenger bag slung over her shoulder; she's in line with the other girls to meet guys, but considering the sheer number of people in that line... and her own inadvertent popularity... anything is possible. She does seem a little nervous about what she'll run into, but she's trying to be brave about it. Is it working?]

[the_original_clone]

(Mewtwo walks up to Greed with the flyer floating next to him. He is still in his inhuman form but it now comes equipped with a lab coat.)

Greed, what is all this? I was hoping for a quiet drink and instead I come to find you are trying...this.

[material_guy]

[That never gets old; the flyer floating next to Mewtwo still earns a privately impressed smirk, even if for Mewtwo it's more convenience than style. It's even more impressive in person, given they live in an age when seeing it in video or on the internet seems too easy to fake.]


It's called entertainment. A quiet drink's good, but a free show makes the drinks taste even better!

[disarmingsmile]

[One Shelly de Killer is currently looking around for whoever wrote this flyer. He looks...

... Not quite determined, no. Maybe "peeved" would be the best word.]

[material_guy]

Hey. [From the bar.] That serious face's a little stiff. It's not gonna impress the girls, it's gonna make 'em wanna pick a fight with you.

[mastercosplay]

[What? She's not underage, she's just short...look at that mustache it's very grown up!]

Mister Greed, I've been taking stock of what we have and what we need to get and we are completely out of Speyside single malts.

[material_guy]

Completely out, eh? Guess someone'll have to make an emergency run... Anything else we're low on? How's our ski-mask stock?

[makewayforroze]

Can we redo the poster? I'll put the new ones up during my free time.

[material_guy]

Think it needs more pictures 'n flashy stuff? I didn't know how to get those on there on the computer-student-network thing...

Two girls walk into a bar...

[mightletyouknowme]

[They both had work to do, work they had just not done by going to a coffee shop. So what were Yayoi and Sena doing now? Going to a bar! While something like this wasn't normally the scene for either of them, Sena had been in here earlier doing a speed dating event and... hey, it was somewhere to go with Yayoi.

Shenanigans ensue

[pikapikapikarin]

[And there's obviously fun involves. Yayoi was a closet drinker, meaning that she didn't do this socially that often. But she had a taste for sweet alcohols and a couple of bitter things at times. Licking her lips, she grinned at Sena.]

Have you come here often, Sena?

[thefairynator]

[Jorgen struts in and he notices the lack of ID checking]
GREED! [Jorgen's voice seems to echo]

[material_guy]

Nn? [He is at the bar, sipping from an open bottle direct at the mouth. It's probably a bottle he pours other's drinks from, too.] Yo! What's with that angry voice? You sound like you need a strong one today. Come in, sit down, 'n tell me what stupid things yer students are drivin' you nuts with!