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[material_guy]

Devil's Nest


WEDNESDAY NIGHT - SPEED DATING
Cute girls who have to give you the time of day.
or at least 2 minutes.
Guys who will probably buy you drinks for 2 minutes of company.

TEACHERS WELCOME. 
Show your students how drinking is done and earn their respect outside the classroom. Once they hit the real world your power doesn't exist outside that classroom unless you strut what you have outside it.
Or bitch about the lame teachers who don't come.
Or make sure your not bitched about.

Holy shit your students can be funny drunk you want to see that.



Teatotaling not drinking boring types welcome too!

There is stuff you can't learn in the classroom. Come in regularly for vital lessons that will probably help you more after college then college. Bring a copy of this flyer for free personalized private lesson plan. 

Now Hiring

Servers and Film Stars

 

Get Christmas money, work experience, and tax breaks. Won't effect scholarships. No experience necessary.

Hot prefered, ugly okay. 

 

 

[Copies of the flyer are also distributed physically around campus. Greed will hire just about anybody, so for time's sake, feel free to ease into server roles with others in logs. Interviews can also be played out!]

[The bar is located within walking distance of campus and may or may not be known for a flagrant failure to check IDs. If DwU is not in an American legal setting and drinking is a-go at 18 instead of 21, maybe that's not such a big deal, besides for a few younger freshmen and the occasional child genius.

Frequently open later than liquor sales ordinances technically allow, there are posted hours, but if anybody starts leaving around those times, it's not by any ushering of the staff. Or at least not by any ushering of the staff that the owner endorses.]
 

Comments

[material_guy]

'cause some half-pint grabbed mine and started drinking it.

[didiscareyouyet]

They must have been thirsty.

Did you want one?

[material_guy]

Yeah. I do.

[didiscareyouyet]

[Raenef would try to imitate what Greed had just done, hoping it would get them another drink.]

[material_guy]

[Greed gives a motion more under the table to signal to the staff to actually follow his order and is brought another drink. He'll grab this one right away and take a drink, as if calling dibs on it.] Anyway, I'm surprised. You can drink it straight!

[didiscareyouyet]

How come? The guys I hung out with in high school drunk all of the time.

[material_guy]

You. You were actually kind of a wild child, huh?

[didiscareyouyet]

No, I only drank some of the time...

But they did drink a lot and I do have practice.

[material_guy]

You still hang out with 'em?

[didiscareyouyet]

Not anymore. I came out here to college so I never get to see them.

[material_guy]

[Greed takes a sip, looking at him maybe a little too thoughtfully.] Rich family?

[didiscareyouyet]

I used to not be but I am now. You can tell?

[material_guy]

Hung out with a group that ain't college-bound when you got to go, orderin' drinks like they're tap water... It shows a little.

Yer not too stuck up about it, are ya?

[didiscareyouyet]

I wasn't rich too long before I had to leave them. I got a lot of money when my uncle died.