[text] Rose: Report missing item of questionable sentiment

[grimlight]

A moment of your time, if I may.
Earlier today, it came to my notice that certain books have gone missing from my dorm room.
Specifically, notebooks containing work that is intended for my eyes only.
Now, it is entirely possible that I have merely misplaced it somewhere while I was studying, however that still suggests that someone may have stumbled upon it.
I will be brief on this: I want those books back.
And if you have read any of it, you would do well to never let me know. I don't take too kindly to people reading what isn't intended for them.

Comments

[grimlight]

Perhaps. I don't see any further evidence of a dragon presence in this room but perhaps he is merely a very considerate dragon when he's not eating what he shouldn't.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

I don't think he is, no. If someone broke into your room you should tell the principal.

[grimlight]

Hence my question first. I cannot pin this on an anonymous thief if it turns out to have been the work of someone I, in all good faith, allowed into this room.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Maybe someone is angry at you?

[grimlight]

It's possible. I would say I would hope they would tell me if that were the case, but perhaps they are merely all too aware of my fondness for passive aggressive warfare.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

There's nothing wrong with passive aggressive warfare. [He's very fond of it.] I hope you find the thief soon.

[grimlight]

It's an underappreciated art, I find.

Thank you. I fully intend to.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Exactly. Just like sarcasm.

You are welcome.