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[thefairynator]

Alright! Listen up you punies. I, Jorgen Von Strangle, am your English Professor. For those of you in my class, I expect you to have read da Red Badge of Courage by Thursday. We shall be discussing dat! And if you don't learn proper English like me. You will do 500 push ups!

Understand? Good!

Now, see you at seven hundred hours!

Comments

[disarmingsmile]

Good lord.

[Shelly is so very glad not to be in this class.]

[thefairynator]

Wat?

[disarmingsmile]

Excuse me for asking, but... you are a professor here, aren't you?

[thefairynator]

Yes. Why?

[disarmingsmile]

If I may be so bold, you do not seem fit to teach this subject.

... At all.

[thefairynator]

Are you questioning my authority?

[disarmingsmile]

I may very well be.

[thefairynator]

You know you could get yourself into a lot of 'rouble.

[im_wavin]

i totes have that book all reads.

[thefairynator]

Dat book. DAT!

[im_wavin]

lulwha???

[thefairynator]

Not wat! Dat book!

[im_wavin]

I'm confused....

[thefairynator]

Da is DA! And dat is DAT!

[shiningwaters]

Y-yes, sir!

[thefairynator]

Good! How far are you into da book?

[shiningwaters]

Just a few chapters from the--da end.

[thefairynator]

GOOD! Quick summary!

And the mun has never read the book, so...

[shiningwaters]

Right now, they've retrieved the flag, and Henry's just taken it from Wilson. He's torn because he doesn't feel that they'll win, but he still urges everyone to fight anyway.

ah no worrries Im sorry

[thefairynator]

Dat is the fastest accurate summary I have ever heard. A!

No problem

[shiningwaters]

Thank you, sir.