[Clearly foolproof anon!]

[archangelofderp]

By the way, would anyone be interested in a matchmaking service? I understand some of you have roommates who won't leave their rooms, or friends who are in need of a pick-me-up, and something a bit more forcible than speed dating may be required.

Who would like to volunteer someone else?

[Feel free to post anon, threadjack, and so on. Michael is the most ethical of staff, clearly. He's doing it for people's happiness.]

Comments

[Anon]

[unknownrival]

Retasu Midorikawa is the most wonderful girl I know. Please help her to find someone to lift her spirits.

[aquaticrush]

dhga;fdljghlakjfdnjkl;grnfdjkl

[originaldragoon]

I don't think forcing people into matchmaking is going to be a good idea....

[Anon]

[archangelofderp]

Why not?

[starofchaos]

Such a kind gesture. I wonder how well it will work out.

[No clue who posted this, he's mostly curious. And amused.]

Please don't disappoint the lonely souls here.

[Locked]

[archangelofderp]

Promise not to tell on me, Louis.

[anon - but it's painfully obvious]

[pikapikapikarin]

Gonna have to sign up Honoka Yukishiro. The girl's married to science and really needs a date.

[anon]

[archangelofderp]

Understood! Do you know if she prefers men or women if science isn't available?

[anon]

[fearleads]

I think Kaitou Daiki needs more electricity in his blood life!

*This may or may not be a poorly-thought-out ploy to keep him out of Dr. Frankenstein's lab.*

[anon]

[archangelofderp]

Absolutely! I haven't got much information on his blood life, however - men or women?

Re: [anon]

[of_many_treasures]

FFFFFFf. [Kaitou you have been trolled apparently.]

[anon]

[notjustathief]

Are we allowed to put in professors' names?

[anon]

[archangelofderp]

Yes. Absolutely!

[again anon but so obvious]

[pikapikapikarin]

Kirishima Kano. With anyone.

[anon!]

[archangelofderp]

Understood.

[ifbymyhands]

Okay.

[So very anon]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Really kind of you.

I would like to volunteer some people:

Ariadne: A really smart girl that enjoy designing things. I think she always wanted to go to France.

Elektra: Just as intelligent and strong. She might kick your ass if she doesn't like you.

Sif: Elektra 2.0. She might break your legs rather than just kick your ass. She got a really interesting sense of humor, though, and she's very witty.

James Norrington: He likes sheep.

[So very anon]

[archangelofderp]

I do not have any sheep to pair anyone with.

[cravats]

Mr. Norrington is not, in fact, that fond of sheep. Please don't spread rumours.

[archicheck]

Hey, hey wait a second!

[taketothesea]

I do not.

[Anon]

[pikapikapikarin]

Yuri Tsukikage is one of the nicest people I know. She needs someone, male or female.

[Anon]

[archangelofderp]

I will add her to the list!

[disarmingsmile]

This is absolutely ludicrous.

[Anon]

[archangelofderp]

Just crazy enough to work!

[heavenlyhome]

That sounds interesting.

[Anon]

[archangelofderp]

I'm glad you think so~